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Kristen Stewart “Sex Scenes” Put Site on ‘Road’ to Ridicule

Truth rating: 0

(HollywoodLife.com)

Today we’re wondering about what happens when HollywoodLife editors visit the dentist.

On the one hand, they’re so numb to reality that Novocaine is probably unnecessary. But at the same time, they spout so much drivel, it has to be tough for the hygienist get a good look.

After yesterday’s mangling of Miley Cyrus comments, the clueless site returns to one of its all-time favorite activities: Fabricating drama for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

HollywoodLife claims Pattinson is “freaking out” about Stewart’s “sex scenes” with On The Road co-star Viggo Mortensen.

Supposedly, the Twilight actor is so “worried about hanky panky going on during his girlfriend’s racy scenes with Viggo” that he plans to hang around the set all the time.

“There are a lot of sex scenes including a threesome, and Rob wants to make sure that it’s all pretend from the start and finish of the film,” claims a HollywoodLife “insider.”

In fact, the source adds, “He didn’t like that Kristen was even considering taking this role,” noting that as Pattinson branches out from Edward Cullen “he didn’t take on a role as risque as hers.”

Good grief.

[shaking head]

Where to begin?

For one thing, Stewart’s Marylou Moriarty character in On The Road is not involved in a string of racy scenes.

That’s kind of an important point HollywoodLife should note.

Also, Pattinson actually is taking on a rather sexual role in Bel Ami, not that Stewart or anyone else is “freaking out.”

Unlike the gang at HollywoodLife, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are adult professionals, not children. They’re quite aware that love scenes are “pretend.”

Another observation: If Pattinson didn’t spend time on Stewart’s set, HollywoodLife would probably use his absence to start a rumor that he was jealous of Mortensen and upset about their relationship. No matter what he or Stewart do, the site will find some way of twisting it into nonsense.

We’re no dentists, but it’s pretty clear that HollywoodLife bites.

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  • kate

    Today is Garrrett’s birthday and Kristen wanted to spend it with him. She didn’t want Rob getting in the way of that. They will partying tonight and staying in the same hotel room. Hot times for them.

  • peauxt

    @kate
    you’re a hopeless case! A member of the singed ass hyenas?:)))!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Theresa-Angelique-Fowlkes/100000215844217 Theresa Angelique Fowlkes

    kate please get a life and get a clue because you don’t know anything. You’re a pathetic jealous hater who must be a Nonsten.

  • commonsense

    WOW Kate question are you the immature childish Kate that left the PattinsonLadies site cause u hate Roberts Love?? WOW again i keep asking myself why is this youth so filled with hate and anger, most importantly to people they dont even know?? Sociaty really needs to change and now our youth is soo angry and sad !!

  • kiddikat

    @Kate – what a saddo!
    Do you not understand that people are just laughing at you now………….

  • KStew_SexyLegs

    @Kate ahahahahah sweet Kate are you feeling ok??? i think you need to go to Dr. Phil, you need help LOOOL are you f*cking serious??? or you just want give us a good laugh? because if you want to give us a good laugh, congratulations my dear, you did a great job… Actually you make us feel sorry for your craziness….

    Go to the doctor and please grow up…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kim-Dawson/749160745 Kim Dawson

    In the version of the script I read, Kristen doesn’t even have sex scenes with Viggo. Geesh.

    It’s so obvious that all of the nonsense occurs just to spark a reaction. And you’re right…Rob can’t win. If he goes to NOLA he’s jealous, if he doesn’t he’s a senseless jerk. The poor guy probably just wants to live his life and visit his effing girlfriend without every move being over analyzed.

    And to Kate…you’re parents must be so proud of the daughter they raised. Seriously, you’re a class act. NOT!

  • CrazyCelebJustice

    Third rate gossip sites need to make up ridiculous stories like this to get hits.
    Sad, lonely people, such as Kate up there ^ hover around sites waiting to make stupid posts in order to get the attention that she is so sadly lacking.

  • Majo

    @Kate is a Krisbian of IMDB , Nick: KiKo10

  • Majo

    @Kate is a Krisbian of IMDb , Nick : Kiko10 http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0829576/board/flat/170024632?p=1

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Deise-Nascimento/100000664736283 Deise Nascimento

    ROLMFAO!!! Always HollywoodLife. Why am I not surprised?!?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Debbie-Hileman/100000670700600 Debbie Hileman

    This is so funny Didn’t kristen go to Bel Ami when Rob was doing ALL those sex scenes and what about when she seen RM she said he was good in the movie .I’m sure Robs a big boy and is proud of her and her acting AFTER all he dose help her with those kind of scenes .

  • crmomof2

    I agree with Gossip Cop on one point. If Rob shows up on set they will invent a story about that. If he doesn’t, they will invent a story about that. So Rob and Kristen might as well do what ever the hell they want because no matter what the tabloids and tabloid websites will make up their own brand of fiction.

    When Rob works with female actors they immediately start relationship rumors, now that it’s Kristen’s turn to work with some hot male actors they are starting relationship/affair rumors about her.

    Like I said Rob and Kristen do what ever you want, cause they will make up something anyway.

  • criskoz

    Always the same story, so tiring!
    Could invent something new to use some imagination!!

  • robsessed1986

    A whole bunch of bull. Like Rob wouldn’t know that sex scenes in a movie are pretend. Don’t these people know that he is also a professional actor too? But, the story somewhat worked, didn’t it? It got people talking. Score one for the tabloid scum.

  • aprilrain429

    obviously I’m a nerd or dumb, i’m hoping nerd, i see everyone making fun of kate and yes i’ll laugh too but who the frick is garrett?

  • taylor

    RP did not go to NOLA this weekend so evidently the things about him being jealous was
    just another lie.

  • truthbtold

    1. I hate the term “Krisbian”. It’s as stupid as the term “Robtard”.
    2. Old Bull Lee and Marylou don’t have intercourse in Kerouac’s classic.
    3. Kristen Stewart was signed to On the Road before she met Robert Pattinson
    4. Marylou does have some racy scenes in the novel.
    5. Kristen has been a professional actress for a decade and can take care of herself.
    6. Hollywoodlife is a fuschia nightmare dishrag that makes up stories. If you believe what they are selling, you deserve to be duped.

  • stelange

    @truthbtold – amen!!

  • stelange

    and oh kate, you’re so predictable… ho-hum…

  • robsessed1986

    kate,
    Who is Garrett??

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Deise-Nascimento/100000664736283 Deise Nascimento

    @truthbtold – amen!! [+1]

  • truthbtold

    @robsessed1986 Garrett is Garrett Hedlund, Kristen’s costar in On the Road and he’s in Tron:Legacy due out this December. In @Kate mind he and Kristen have something going on. In the real world, they are costars who sometimes hang out together in their off time.

    I am a big Angelina and Brad fan so I had to deal with these same type of rumors when Angie filmed The Tourist with Johnny Depp. Kristen Stewart and Viggo Mortenson hooking up still makes me laugh. He is very sexy but he’s old enough to be her father.

  • robsessed1986

    truthbtold,
    Thanks. I had no idea who he was but it sounded like kate does believe that these co-stars have something going on off set. Who really knows, just because they are co-stars doesn’t mean they’re dating, sleeping together, etc. Thanks again for the info.

  • MissZee

    remember age is just a number once your legal in the eyes of the law

  • Renee33

    I actually think he should be worried about a threesome for real! Remember Kristen cheated on her boyfriend of almost 4 years and lied about it and Robert and Kristen actually used Michael as a cover. Robert and Kristen have been sleeping together since New Moon and Kristen kept saying she was still with Michael and Robert would say as far as I know Kristen has a boyfriend yet the two were sleeping together. Robert and Kristen are such nice people! (Sorry, I’m choking on that lie.) Also Kristen was not signed on for On The Road before meeting Robertb unless she lied again! Garrett is way too smart to get involved with Kristen, plus he can act so he won’t ruin his career getting involved with her!

  • robsessed1986

    Renee33,
    Once again, where to you get your information? What the hell are you talking about? Do you have a remote control fly on the wall of where ever it is you think Rob and KS have been shacking up? Are you best friend to KS’s ex, Michael? Does he tell you all this BS? I don’t know where you get your information, and frankly, I don’t care. There is no real evidence that KS and Rob are anything but friends. The pics that are floating around out there leave it up to the individual’s imagination. I think everyone that is a regular on this site know how I feel. I can’t say they are together because there is no evidence out there that says they are. All I can do is listen to what the two of them have said. Rob has said that they are just really good friends. KS has said, when asked about Rob as her boyfriend, that she didn’t know she had a boyfriend. I really don’t care whether they are together or not. The reason I get somewhat upset about all this is because of the paparazzi following Rob around like a swarm of bees. They invade his privacy and could potentailly cause him harm, maybe even cause harm to some innocent bystander. All to get these fans a pic that shows nothing but, instead, leaves it to the imagination.

    I can’t say what kind of person KS is because, although I am a fan of Twilight, I really haven’t seen her in anything else. But, because I am a huge fan of Rob, I can say that I have never heard of him being cross with any fan or paparazzi for that matter. Although I would not have blamed him for saying a few choice words to the paps for their hounding him all the time. To me, and thousands of other fans out there, Rob is a good person. He is a complete gentleman. KS is not ruining Rob ‘s career. Rob is not ruining Rob’s career. And if so, that’s not my call. Only they can make decisions for their own lives and careers. And whether they go on to win Oscars and make millions (more millions) or fade away into the sunset, there is really nothing we can do about that. Those are thier choices, not ours.
    Where does all this hate for Rob and KS come from?

  • robsessed1986

    Renee33,
    If you can’t stand these two people, why waste your time with them. They each have thousands of fans out here in the world that care for them. I’m sure they don’t need you.

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