Kristen Stewart “Predicts” Robert Pattinson-FKA Twigs Split, Says Bogus Site
Celeb Dirty Laundry is at it again. The webloid is fixated on Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs, and keeps churning out speculative fan fiction as though it’s “entertainment news.” Its latest fever dream claims Stewart “predicts” Pattinson and Twigs are “heading for a breakup.” According to CDL, Stewart’s prediction is “based on the obvious lack of emotional or intellectual underpinnings to the FKA Twigs and Robert Pattinson whirlwind dating romance.”
“Even though Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs have been dating for a few months now, sources tell us that their relationship is all heat and no substance,” reports the site. “In other words, the sex is great and the physical connection is great, but everybody close to the couple sees a breakup in their future. Of course Kristen is not close to the couple at all but she is in touch with pals who are mutual friends with Rob.”
So Stewart is not close to the couple, but has intimate knowledge of the “emotional” and “intellectual underpinnings” of the Pattinson-Twigs relationship? Oh, but we haven’t even gotten to the most idiotic part of the story yet. Someone at CDL actually sat down and wrote this: “Now, we obviously can’t predict the timeline of this relationship, but how long do you think it’ll take a guy like Rob – a very private person, from all accounts – to tire of the endless PDA and media exposure, especially since his last relationship with Kristen Stewart was largely kept away from the paparazzi.”
In what alternate universe was Pattinson’s relationship with Stewart “kept away from the paparazzi” and under the radar? Their romance played out against the backdrop of an enormous film franchise. They were on tabloid covers together for years. Every single one of their moves was scrutinized a thousand times over by ten thousand outlets.
As Gossip Cop keeps saying, Pattinson and Twigs may very well break up one day, as happens with most relationships, but Celeb Dirty Laundry’s speculation about the inner workings of the romance is laughable, as is the idea that Stewart is giving it any attention whatsoever. This is not a love triangle, despite CDL’s repeated attempts to make it seem that way. Stewart and Pattinson have not dated for a long time. They’ve moved on. So should the media.