MAG: “It’s Baby Time!” for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson
“It’s Baby Time!” for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, declares OK! magazine. The tabloid, which has been offering particularly clueless reporting on the couple in recent weeks, takes it up a notch with a cover story claiming Stewart and Pattinson “are going to become parents.”
A so-called “source” for OK! explains, “Breaking Dawn 2 changed them and made them realize it’s something they’re ready for sooner than they thought.” Apparently, because Stewart and Pattinson have a child in the movie, they “started imagining being parents” in real life, too.
The mag reports, “The pair are so eager to create a family of their own together that they are telling their closest friends they wouldn’t mind if Kristen became pregnant now.”
Oh, so she’s not actually pregnant at the moment? OK! explains, “If Kristen does indeed become pregnant over the summer, it would probably kick their wedding plans into high gear.” Now we understand.
The tabloid is closing its eyes and wishing real hard that a new fake story (Stewart getting pregnant) helps its old fake story (Stewart and Pattinson getting married) actually happen. That’s not how reality operates.
Meanwhile, Gossip Cop is still waiting for Stewart to deliver the baby OK! swore she was pregnant with 25 months ago. Not surprisingly, OK! doesn’t mention that embarrassing cover story in its new make-believe fantasy.
A source close to the couple assures Gossip Cop that they still have no baby plans. We already knew that, however, because OK! magazine has proven it has no idea what’s happening with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.