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Busting bad dish!

Site Twists Kristen Stewart Interview Into Plea for “Sexual Freedom”

Truth rating: 0

(HollywoodLife)

This is how an outlet that regularly fails basic reading comprehension writes a headline.

HollywoodLife, experts in confusion and little else, cobbled together its latest misleading story after reading a Kristen Stewart interview in Jalouse magazine concerning her new role in On The Road.

Talking about her character Marylou’s relationship with Garrett Hedlund’s Dean Moriarty, Stewart says (in HollywoodLife’s translation), “Something probably awoke in her thanks to him. She was a being that freed herself from the inhibition, she wasn’t someone who’s fearful.”

Stewart continues, “Her eyes are wide open when it comes to life, no judgements, she’s able to find the beauty in all of us. I envy her.”

HollywoodLife’s interpretation?

“Kristen Stewart: I Wish I Had More Sexual Freedom.”

Wait… where did… when did she say… WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?

We’re trying to follow HollywoodLife’s “logic” here.

Apparently, because Stewart expresses admiration for a character who lets go of fear and judgement; and because that character, explains the site, “sleeps around with her husband’s friends”; and because Robert Pattinson recently wore a “swingers” shirt… Stewart herself is allegedly declaring a “wish” for more “sexual freedom.”

The webloid shrieks, “We are SHOCKED to hear that Kristen wishes she could be as sexually free as Marylou!” and adds, “We wonder if Kristen is sending Rob a message telling him to amp up their sexual life.”

Really?

Because we’re shocked that HollywoodLife still has the gall to call its daily pile-up of twisted words and general sloppiness a “celebrity news” site.

This isn’t the first time the outlet has been confused about where movies end and reality begins.

We’re sure it won’t be the last.

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  • JessMarie414

    C’mon GC! Are you really shocked that HL screwed up again? Really? They are idiots. Plain and simple.

  • Lindsay

    “…regularly fails basic reading comprehension…”

    LMAO! Looks like HL and the nonstens have something in common…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rebeca-Santander/100001559897249 Rebeca Santander

    to Lindsay : Lmaoo the contrary, It Looks like HL and the NONBERTS (Krisbian) have something in common…

  • guest

    LMAO, totally agree with you Lindsay.

  • Adriana

    Lmao, totally agree with you Rebeca.

  • guest

    to Lindsay, the nonstens and the PRSTENS.

  • Crizomar

    Woa,HL is becamen a comedy place now.

  • Ava

    Lol, is there really a difference between the nonstens/prstens and nonberts? Two different sides of the same hater coin. And don’t forget extremely delusional.

  • Jen

    I will never understand what Pattinson and Kristen have done to be hated and trashed so much by so many people. … Hold on, I get it now. When it comes to tabs and webloids: there is virtually nothing they could be hated or trashed for, the TRASH like HL will do it out of their own helplessness over it. There you go. Other people just hate them out of envy or for any other moronic reason, I guess.

  • Cowboy

    Yes Kristen its time for you to leave footface him and candykissy should married

  • Ava

    LMFAO! Right. They’ll get on that asap :-/

  • http://twitter.com/renate2009 gabi

    nasty small Peni$ Idiot…..

  • madge

    HWL have put out another article about Kristen not being happy, twisted from the same interview. They are really going over the top.

  • Buffy_2012

    Considering Kristen loves and respects Rob, your childish insults prove you are no true fan of Kristen. If you have nothing nice to say about Rob try saying nothing at all.

  • Guest

    Still can’t get over those Jailhouse pics. Kristen looks smokin hott and Garrett looks like he came straight from 70s porn with that stash! Damn…

  • JessMarie414

    Yeah, those photos were smokin!

  • JessMarie414

    Can you believe that people actually believe this crap? Its like they don’t even read the article for themselves but rather go by what the gossip site says. Idiotic.

  • JessMarie414

    It sounds like you and Ms Kizzes might be a match made in heaven. Two loonies finding love.

  • Oprah

    Pfft, this is just another example of Kristen opening her mouth and inserting her foot. Either she comes across as incoherent, unable to string a solid sentence together, or she says something dumb that she later has to apologize for. Or she swears so much she sounds like a drunken sailor.

    If anyone ever needed to have stayed in school, she’s a shining example of what dropping out does for you. I know she eventually graduated at 19 after being tutored on set, but she lacks the social skills you learn by attended a real school. Compare her to Emma Watson for example, who understands the value of a good education and went on to college. If you’re smart and talented enough, you can have a career and still get a good education.

  • Eve

    And you look like? The Elephant Man probably.

  • JingleBells

    So much stupid. She’s never going to be interested in you, Cowboy, especially not with your confused gender issues. She doesn’t appreciate all the effort you put into smearing Rob’s name. You’re just a gigantic joke. Get off line, go outside and get a life. You’re pathetic.

  • Guster

    You’ve got to be kidding. They both look like they’re strung out on heroin and they might club you over the head in the parking lot and rob you to get money for drugs. It’s one of the most unattractive shoots ever. Her raccoon eye make up makes her look more like a vampire than she does in the movies. Way too harsh and it emphasizes her mannish features, there was nothing feminine in those photos. Bad career move to have posed that way.

  • higglty pigglty

    Another pompous, know-it all, posting by someone calling themselves Oprah..art and life really do imitate each other…Not everyone is cut out to follow a path that leads through the university campus, nor should they be.Kristen was very specific in what she said and only the morons at Hollywood Life and those who feel like yourself, or are a nonsten, find fault with or can mangle what she said into a negative.

  • Chloe

    What are you even talking about? Kristen said something completely fine about her character and Hollywood life twisted it into something completely different. How is that her fault? Why would she have to apologize about her statement? There is absolutely nothing wrong with it. Stop blaming Kristen for HL’s screw ups.

  • Chloe

    Try reading OTR and maybe you will understand. I’m not sure when dark makeup and skirts meant a woman looked manish. When’s the last time you wore a skirt Guster? Did that make you look manish as well?

  • Oprah

    In her own words she said she “envied her.” So she envies a promiscuous drug taker who’s husband cheats on her? Because that’s what Marylou was. That’s not twisting anything. She envied the character she played, she said so herself. If it wasn’t a dumb thing to say, then how has HL managed to make a story out of it?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Diss-Infectant/100003689864104 Diss Infectant

    First of all, Emma Watson dropped out and is making bad indies, trying to stretch her mediocre acting skills and try like hell to acquire some charisma. Secondly, you’re the dumb asss who can’t read, as it was Hollywood life who created a false sentiment out of whole cloth which is based on nothing Stewart said at all. Your batshite blinding mad cow hate and envy is what keeps you coming back to this site to attack Robert Pattinson’s love. I really worry about you scary freaks when Kristen and Rob have children. Soooooo gad they have security. I thought brad and Angelina got it bad from the Aniston hagulas, but you jealous bitter cat lady losers take the cake.

  • XYZ

    It is because HL is under nonstens’ payroll. I thought you know that. Apparently your fellow nonstens kept that from you.

  • Vero

    Stop hating just because you don’t look that good! Pfft….it’s funny–your comment goes in one ear and out the other…lol! You fool!

  • just saying……

    Hahaha – you are funny. I will bet anything she has read more literary classics than you. Its obvious you have no sense of reading comprehension. So really – pot meet kettle. You should be careful what you write as it shows your own lack of basic education, propriety and basic common sense. You are rude.

  • Hermione

    Emma didn’t drop out, she’s done 2 years of college so far, and she’s taking a semester off to make a film with Sophia Coppola. And she’s already forgotten more than KStew will ever know. The Perks of Being a Wallflower is a quality indie, and likely to win some festival awards. And Your Voice in My Head is also a quality piece, directed by David Yates. Beauty and the Beast will not be a little indie but a major studio film.

    You’re frothing at the mouth like a mad dog, you dumb name-caller. You’re the perfect example of KStew’s ignorant, rude fans.

  • Anonymous

    You do realize Sophia Coppola’s father Francis Coppola is producing OTR right? Right? It’s seems you are the ignorant one.

  • Anonymous

    Umm you so realise those pictures were done in a way to reflect OTR. Every time you bash something in relation to OTR you do realise you are short changing an entire generation….and because of that generation….a lot of things about society changed.

  • Desireforever10

    THAT IS SOOOOOOOOO IDIOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • Sally

    Kristen and Garrett look great. That was such a sweet article and I love hearing all of the cast members talk about how much this shoot meant to them.

  • Anonymous

    Me too. I loved reading the interviews. Imagine being on this road trip with them!

  • Hermione

    WTF does that have to do with anything? You should be replying to Diss Infectant, since they’re the one slinging mud at Emma Watson and seem ignorant of who’s related to who.

    I really worry about all you overinversted crazy fans. Don’t you have a life of your own?

  • Anonymous

    Lol read your own comment and see why I replied with what I did. In you’re comment you gushed about how Emma is connected to Sofia Coppola in a way to put down Kristen. So I suggested to you that Kristen should in no way be put down as Sofia’s father is associated with Kristen. I think you should be more worried about yourself since you are commenting in a post about someone who you seem to dislike. It’s normal for fans to be here. But haters…do you not have a life of your own?

  • Bill

    They both look splendid

  • Anonymous

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  • Tina

    Kristen clearly says how she admires Marylou and has said she’s not a slut when her character’s come into question. Curious insight. Just like Jacob from Twilight who she likes and her constant defense of Bella. It’s acting but telling this is what she feels close to! I love how they said she squirmed in her stool when she said Dean “awoke something inside her” knowing Garrett was sitting there beside her! Let it go, Kristen!

  • Tina

    Kristen sure gave a lot of ammo with that interview and photoshoot. She did talk of not being happy and needing to find that happiness! Keep talking, Kristen! So many goodies.

  • Tina

    They both look like the nasty skanks they are! Two peas in a pod.

  • XYZ

    Taking a semester off is a soft form of drop out. Unless she comes back to school, until then she is a drop out.

  • Chloe

    I honestly think that you can’t read.

    “LuAnne felt in love at 14 with the will-o’-the-wisp Cassady. ‘Something probably awoke in her thanks to him’, explains the actress, while squirming on her stool. ‘Nothing that she did was marked by fear. She was a being that freed herself from the inhibition, she wasn’t someone who’s fearful. Her eyes are wide open when it comes to life, no judgements, she’s able to find the beauty in all of us. I envy her. She constantly bursts out, she wants everyone to feel good all the time.’ A girl with no taboo, who is divided between the two friends.”

    Kristen was talking about LuAnne and Cassady when she said “awoke something inside of her” not her and Garrett. She said that she was envious of LuAnne because of her ability to be completely open. Not for sleeping around. And Kristen never said that her characters were or were not sluts. That’s your imagination acting up again. And of course she is going to defend Bella! That’s her character. And what exactly is wrong with her saying that she likes Jacob? Plenty of people do. Kristen has also said that she is Team Edward. Once again, you’ve been proven wrong.

  • Mary Mary

    Child actors happen to do this regularly, as school attendance is difficult when coupled with a public education. She continued to get her education only in a different manor. Note before you speak on this investigate the child actors requirements on education. Yes they have them! How many hours a day they can work etc.

  • Kaylaluckett

    a lot of people on here need to shut the fuck up and stop leaving dumb ass comments. Much appreciated, by a tired of internet drama person. Peace!

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