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Busting bad dish!

Kristen Stewart Getting Boob Job to Keep Robert Pattinson?

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“In a desperate bid to hold on to the love of her life, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart is going for bust — with a boob job!” declares the National Enquirer.

According to the tabloid, which itself has been pretty “desperate” of late, the Twilight couple is “at a critical crossroads,” and Stewart is “frightened that unless she does something radical,” Pattinson will “kick her to the curb.”

That’s why she’s getting bigger breasts, claims the Enquirer.

“Kristen is terrified that Rob is going to leave her for someone else,” explains a so-called “insider” for the magazine. “She has always been insecure about her boobs, and she is totally convinced Rob would find it a massive turn-on if she had even a subtle size increase.”

The Enquirer isn’t finished.

The tab’s source adds, “Whenever they’re out together, she’s always on high alert to see which girls seem to capture his attention, and they’re always girls with big boobs.”

That’s why she’s planning to go for surgery, says the mag.

“She’s desperate to hang on to Rob, and thinks a breast augmentation will do the trick,” claims the Enquirer source.

OK, enough.

If the Enquirer is going to print fabrications, it could at least find some original ones.

Kristen Stewart did not get breast implants when it was first rumored in 2010.

She did not go for a boob job when the speculation returned earlier this year.

And the actress is NOT getting one now.

It’s all “nonsense,” a source close to Stewart assures Gossip Cop.

PHOTOS – Kristen Stewart’s Lace Looks

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  • andreana

    ROFLMAO….this is the stupidest post yet…….!

  • natt

    Lord have mercy you are right,I’ve only noticed Rob licking his lips at Kristen’s nice robust azz!lol

  • http://twitter.com/cherrytoxic nat

    So boring how this people keep trying sell your magazines with this nonsense about kristen and her personal life. zzzzz

  • Guest

    Maybe Rob should date Kim Kardashian. She has huge boobs. lol.

  • Guest

    Maybe Rob should date Kim Kardashian. She has huge boobs. lol.

  • Cata

    And this “news” of these “sources”? How utterly ridiculous! God. please seeks a life to these people…

  • Cata

    And this “news” of these “sources”? How utterly ridiculous! God. please seeks a life to these people…

  • They look cute together

    Since most of the males in Hollywood either turned down or dropped out for the leading man role in Focus, maybe Kristen could ask the producer of the movie to replace Ben with Rupert Sanders. She can suggest which actor she wants to star with just like she did with Rob on Twilight right?

  • They look cute together

    Since most of the males in Hollywood either turned down or dropped out for the leading man role in Focus, maybe Kristen could ask the producer of the movie to replace Ben with Rupert Sanders. She can suggest which actor she wants to star with just like she did with Rob on Twilight right?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000019516820 Debbie Spotts

    NO….NO…NO…HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Guest

    The mental institute let you out or did you escape from there?

  • Linny

    If they were both single. But im not happy about what they did. Otherwise. Yes they would look cute because he is somewhat handsome….and around the same age as Ben.

  • Linny

    lol the kardashians already have a Rob though….their brother….I dont think they need another. :)

  • Windmills

    LOL!!! They are too huge and too heavy.

  • golddigger99

    Rob has said himself that he’s more of a booty kind’ve guy. As a female to another, Kristen has that department covered. :)

  • Guest

    You really need to work on your punchlines if you plan to do stand-up. You are not very funny and you are really boring. Old lines. You need new material.

  • Windmills

    Aren’t you tired repeating the same thing? It’s so boring…….

  • They look cute together

    Thank God someone agrees with me. But why cant they do a movie together? If they didn’t think it was wrong hooking up when they are both in a relationship in real life, there shouldn’t be any problem with them acting together in a movie right? Too bad he is not an actor thou

  • guest

    its not bad idea for her to get a boob job.she badly needed it.lol

  • Guest

    Too bad you are not very bright and obviously very bored.

  • Guest

    I agree. They are burdens. I’d rather having small boobs than ones like Kim Kardashian’s. lol.

  • DF

    some other people need a new face and a kinder brain!

  • Hanny

    Fuck off.

  • TheDC1809

    Jkajsihwsiudhqw8e a stupid new

  • andreana

    yeah she has big boobs but her azz is HUGE….

  • guest

    Ben Affleck For Senator? His Rep Isn’t Exactly Denying It http://movieline.com/2012/12/19/ben-affleck-senator-running-us-senate-office/

  • Karla

    That boy is an A SS man. He says so himself.

  • Calling all Krisbian

    Lets start a campaign for Debbie Sweeney to replace Ben on Focus. He was great in Cutting Edge and he was phenomenal in trashing Rob. He doesn’t look bad for his age either.

  • Gosia

    He’s more of anything resembling Kristen.

  • D. Martin

    I think you mean D.B. Sweeney and he’s too old. He played her father in Speak.

  • guest

    whats wrong with having a boob job?its offensive to you.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    Affleck is superb.

  • Guest

    What’s wrong with smaller boobs? It is offensive to you.

  • OMG

    Why do these stupid dumb ass magazines/tabloids never listen to what Rob and Kristen say? He has said many times he is a ASS man and he most recently said in a VIDEO while promoting when asked what he looks for in a women he said a good ass and intelligents which is why he is in love with Kristen and had been with her for 4 years. Stupid and dumb I tell ya.

  • guest

    she picked him over Rob.whats wrong with that?the chemistry is really hot.didnt you see the cheating pictures

  • guest

    I also want to agree with you then I found out that I have problem agreeing with idiots.

  • cocomero?

    .rob likrs fake boobs?Cocomero?

  • joe

    Maybe she’ll get an extra pair so Rob will like her twice as much. She looks fine the way she is.

  • DF

    it’s offensive to want someone to change her body just because you don’t like it. And yes, boob jobs apart from reconstruction can be offensive to some.

  • D. Martin

    Actually I think so too. It’s sad that he dropped out of the movie. I was really looking forward to seeing him in that.

  • TX G

    Just when I hear the craziest tab rumor I hear a new one.
    1. No woman should go to this extreme to keep a man.
    I don’t think Rob would stoop that low! Telling/making a woman get plastic surgery to stick around.
    I don’t think this rumor makes Kristen look bad. I THINK IT MAKES ROB LOOK BAD!
    2. HER BOOBS LOOKED BIGGER DURING COMIC CON! BEGORE ALL THE DRAMA STARTED!!! So, if she got a boob job she got it in EARLY July!! Before the “scandal.”
    3. Look at the last three years of pictures of the two of them.
    He’s a booty man! Always reaching, touching, brushing up on her butt!

  • Windmills

    Yep. Kim is a good example of being perfectly proportional on side view. Her boobs are huge as her ass.

  • D. Martin

    I keep thinking of that song by TLC called “Unpretty”. The video shows one of the singers with her boyfriend and he’s trying to get her to get a boob job.

    It’s offensive to think that someone should have to change – physically – just to please someone else.

  • D. Martin

    I’ve read that he doesn’t even like tattoos! And some of these women who’ve had boob jobs — they look horrible! You can TELL and it looks so fake and just awful.

  • They look cute together

    Resulting to name calling when you don’t agree with ones opinion. Very classy eh? You have a problem agreeing with idiots but you have no problem wasting your time replying to them… now who is the bigger idiot?

  • guest

    Agreeing with idiots ain’t classy. So yes, I’m classy.

  • typo

    resorting*

  • DF

    I agree with most of what you said, (not too sure about 2. as I think it’s just a bra thing) and yes this article makes Rob sound so shallow and superficial and yes he’s a self confessed leg man..I may be totally straight but I think Kristen is extremely sexy just the way she is. She would look all wrong with a bigger bust, and as you said, why should she?

  • joe

    you might be feeling randy and want to take the one with the nice boobs to bed, but you will want to spend your life with the one with the nice heart

  • DF

    exactly!

  • DF

    Well that’s the line I should have used :-)

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    It’s a bummer.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    Gossip Cop Out is trying to make her feel insecure about her body in the public image. Make her really do it so they can flaunt that.

  • hater on the left

    I’ve always suspect that someone used R.S to ruin Kristen’s image. And I think you’re one of that group of people.

  • http://www.facebook.com/crizomar Crizomar DaSilva

    woaaaaaaaa,weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,what else now? Kristen baby you are perfect girl just the way you are.

  • Missy

    First Ryan Gosling, and Emma turned down the roles in Focus, and now Academy Award winning actor, Ben Afleck walked away from it as well. Actors of their caliber do not walk away from good scripts and roles…I don’t know about you guys, but I’m starting to believe that Kristen might want to depart as well.

  • Guest

    I swear the people writing these stupid stories about Rob and Kristen are sitting in a back room with a bottle of wine laughing at what they can come up with. Any fan of Rob and Kristen knows that Rob likes booty as he has stated before. I doubt if Rob would want Kristen to have fake boobs. Dumb, dumb, dumb rumor. Totally made up.

  • DF

    He’s over 50 and less attractive than B. Affleck so, no please don’t

  • robstenforever

    as Robert said, he wants “great ass” and Kristen already has that.

  • joe

    Is this confirmed or tabloid stuff?

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    I know. And they are trying so hard to look seductive. They just don’t know that seductive can’t be produced.

  • joe

    aren’t they debunking story. How are you? Merry Christmas! Is it true Ben Afleck dropped out of Focus?

  • coco?

    Didnt Kristen have already a boobs job?Maybe she does one boob at a time?

  • natt

    Well I noticed where Ben Affleck was lobbying on capitol hill today.I bet he is wanting to make a run for senate or congress.

  • boobs are out

    There is only so much a man can put in his mouth.In the sixties many black and Hispanic women had breat reduction.They didint want to look like farm girls.Flat washington in.I have already worked with this Cubano doctor(RIP )who told me so.When she was70 her breasts were soggy and hurting.Turned out that she never went back to have her stichtes removed when she she she was young.She was told me about social stigmatizzato assiciated with big breasts in the sixties not so distal past .

  • Miri

    Gossip Cop I use to believe that you were professionals doing a good job at reporting the truth. I have lost my respect for you! You are just like that poor excuse of a human,SOB bully Perez Hilton! Shame on you!

  • natt

    Yep!

  • skeptical

    kristen said in an interview that the script was really funny and she was laughing out loud as she read it, so i think she must like the script (duh!).Oh and Rob made a comment earlier this year that she has a really good eye for scripts.
    I hope they get another Alist actor in it but Ithink it’s good that can go back to the lead guy being about 30 (like Ryan G, who I love) instead of about 40 (like Ben A).

  • DF

    Looks like it’s true, I hope his replacement will be good enough.

  • Jenny

    Lol….

  • Guest

    michelle • 19 minutes ago
    new board on GC..K is getting a boob job to keep Rob..lol..If anyone is getting new boobs its me
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    Debbie Spotts  michelle • 8 minutes ago
    And it has like 3 comments….LOL!
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    nkzksdad Mod  Debbie Spotts • 5 minutes ago −
    seems like more regulars are leaving for our site day by day…
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    Liyah  michelle • 15 minutes ago
    You have got to be kidding me….wow GC really are assholes JS
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    Sky  Liyah • 13 minutes ago −
    Obviously they need the hits
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    Liyah  Sky • 12 minutes ago
    Whose fault is that they and the pathetic idiots chase us off….they need to make some serious changes in there for all of us to come back.

  • joe

    Did he give reason

  • skeptical

    Rob’s been enjoying her boobs for about 4 years so he must like them the way they are.

  • Milka Lila Pause

    There is a rumor going around that Ben Affleck drops out of Focus movie because Kristen Stewart has a very foul smell.

  • guest

    No one’s to blame for ruining Kristen’s image but herself. There would be no such thing as minicooperation if she was smart enough not to get herself caught kissing a married old man in public.

  • natt

    I think it was a scheduling conflict with another project,but he was also lobbying on capitol hill today about something with the UN.Maybe he is wanting to make a run for senate instead.

  • guest

    michelle • 19 minutes ago
    new board on GC..K is getting a boob job to keep Rob..lol..If anyone is getting new boobs its me
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    Debbie Spotts  michelle • 8 minutes ago
    And it has like 3 comments….LOL!
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    nkzksdad Mod  Debbie Spotts • 5 minutes ago −
    seems like more regulars are leaving for our site day by day…
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    Liyah  michelle • 15 minutes ago
    You have got to be kidding me….wow GC really are assholes JS
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    Sky  Liyah • 13 minutes ago −
    Obviously they need the hits
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    Liyah  Sky • 12 minutes ago
    Whose fault is that they and the pathetic idiots chase us off….they need to make some serious changes in there for all of us to come back.

  • DF

    An attractive, talented younger actor (yep RG would have been great!) would be good.

  • Missy

    That’s a good question. I don’t really know, just going on what I’ve seen written on here.

  • Ana

    The reason why Ryan G and Emma Stone turned down Focus was because they were already filming a movie similar to Focus. Not really a big deal Ben is an ok actor but I don’t find him all that funny NOW his brother is funny. Also Kristen likes the script she only does movies she likes not what she thinks we will like if it does not sound like your type of movie then don’t see it. I will see it and am glad Ben is out I am hoping for someone who is really funny.

  • DF

    Are you older than 12?

  • skeptical

    Ben A dropping out was a Variety story.

  • Missy

    Geez, why don’t you say something else? Have you only mastered one sentence?

  • guest

    No, he made a joke about intelligence. He said he liked a great azz, and intelligence he noted later with a smirk, meaning he doesn’t care for that really. It was a joke.

  • Missy

    Hey, we have 84 comments!

  • Guest

    There is a rumor going around that you enjoy making up lies and misquoting people. Oh, wait………..that is a truth. My bad. Carry on.

  • Missy

    85

  • Missy

    86

  • gust

    Yeah, but not lately. Lately he looks uninterested.

  • Guest

    If you want them to come back, just ask. I am sure they will be glad to return and brighten your days.

  • Eve

    And since when do boob jobs sort out fidelity-forgiveness problems or any other relationship-related problems for that matter? Unbelievable how idiotic tabs get. Even more unbelievable is that there are people who actually believe this crap.

  • Milka Lila Pause

    Kristen Stewart is a walking stink bomb.

  • Rupert’s Side Dish

    Garner totally killed this movie. Affleck does have a certain…history. As does, ahem, Rupert Sander’s side dish, Stewart. She should have held out for Affleck. Greasing him up would’ve been a lot more worthwhile than some no name director.

    She’s suffered enough? Please… She didn’t give a rat’s ass about the wife or kids so why should anyone give a rat’s ass about her? And let’s face it, she couldn’t give two shits about what any of us think about her. Someone who spreads herself for a man she knows is married isn’t looking for respect from anyone.

  • guest

    Is Ben Affleck planning a run for Senate? He’s not saying. But rumors of a potential political career begin to spread

    http://www.salon.com/2012/12/19/is_ben_affleck_going_to_run_for_senate/

  • Guest

    The things you are stating as fact, you either 1 – Know her and she has personally told you this. or 2 – You are giving an opinion and need to state it as an opinion or stop lying.

  • They look cute together

    Of course I did all, 50+ of them. Their chemistry is undeniable that’s why I think they should work in a movie again, this time as the leading actors. The roles fit them perfectly. Both of them are somewhat funny. Have you seen photos of Rupert dropping his grocery shopping on the ground? I laughed my ass off looking at them. I’m sure it is going to be a huge hit.

  • Guest

    Forget the boob job. She needs a personality transplant.

  • Guest

    As long as it is not your personality she gets.

  • Guest

    She should be so lucky.

  • Boleyn79

    This is the most absurd thing I’ve ever heard! LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!

  • Guest

    Dare to dream, sweetheart. If your personality is as creative as your posts, you are severely lacking, I assure you.

  • Guest

    Her talent, or lack thereof, is public record, as is her personality. Mine isn’t. Think twice before you criticize my comment just because you disagree.

  • http://twitter.com/twilighted57 twilighter

    Millions More Duped by Latest Kristen Stewart Apology Story. Go to
    justiceforkristen.wordpress.com. See the real story and read the Grand
    Punk series. Let’s see how many get duped by this latest ridiculous story.,

  • Guest

    The same way you are allowed to criticize her, I am am free to do the same to you. I have nothing to think twice about.

  • BEE

    You are complaining about someone criticizing your personality, yet you are here criticizing Kristen’s…so funny. If you hate her personality so much, why read articles about her, why not read about the people you love.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    Their debunking is always so “SOFT” that you can’t believe that either. Good cop/bad cop game. It works.

  • DF

    we’re not denying you the freedom to criticize, we are wondering about the underlying motivation.

  • Jenny

    You may want to chat with the 2.3 million men who just voted Kristen #six most desirable woman in the world about gaining that very intelligent personality and sexy butt.

  • Rupert’s Side Dish

    She’s desirable because they’re middle-aged married men voting and now that they know she’s open to opening herself up to men like them, she’s hot commodity.

  • natt

    And Jen Law was #1 on that list so that makes her a hot piece for middle aged married men as well!Be careful what you say

  • Star

    Women everywhere should boycott this publication for going to print with such of an offensive article. It says a lot that none of this is surprising though. This magazine specializes in reducing women to their body parts and asking them to be thankful for it. These types of articles are the reason why the school yard taunts of being fat and ugly still remain well into adulthood. If a person truly believes that the most pressing issue on a woman’s mind is whether or not some guy will find her attractive enough to sleep with, it’s also fair to say that those same people will assume the easiest way to destroy a women’s self esteem is to call into question her attractiveness to her significant other. What does it say about us as a society, when the objectification of women everywhere becomes commonplace and acceptable? This site is a perfect example of that and so much more. Every day, I read comment after comment inundated with the verbal abuse that has become routine on this site, and that is not acceptable to me. Demeaning terms such as slut, skank, whore, bitch and Lord knows what else, shouldn’t be acceptable on a public site like this one. Why is a woman a skank for having an affair while the man is applauded and dismissed as “just being a man?” I’m sorry Gossip Cop, but this is one article you shouldn’t have debunked. Your intentions might have been good, but the very fact that you provided this article with even a bit of attention, validates it and gives these types of articles and publications credibility.

  • lol

    cat caught “rupert’s side dish’ posters tongue lmao so Jennifer is
    keen to open herself up too and to married old men nonetheless
    since she’s their favorite #1 hahahaha

  • Me

    Are you feeling blue because you don’t have Rob in your life? Even if he was no longer with Kristen, he still wouldn’t know who you are. You come across as jealous and petty. Why not move on with your hatred? Why do you let it consume you? Don’t you know that it can cause damage to your psyche in the long run?

  • too bad for you

    she’s got all my respect in spite of your little suffering rant and you’ve got my lol

  • Ha

    I am board. Nothing good to talk about. I guess I will go back to wrapping but I a tried of that to. lol

  • Taylor_is_a_sexy_BEAST

    Many great actors walk from good scripts to do other things. This script isn’t the first to get turned down by that many people.

  • Me

    Probably not! Scarey if I do say so myself. I hate to think that this is the future of this country! Hate filled, vile, nasty, bullying, blundering liars that have nothing better to do with their time than to put down a young woman who made a mistake. I hope that they never mess up in their oh so perfect lives. If they do, they better pray hard that the general public never finds out about it, because I don’t think that she would survive the horror that Kristen had to deal with.

  • Mary

    If Kristen really had to get a boob job to keep Rob, he’s the one who should be kicked to the curb. I don’t believe this stupid story any more than the one about her begging Rob to go to New York with her. I just can’t see Kristen begging anyone for anything.

  • Guest

    She begged after she cheated on him. Anyone in that situation would be a fool not to.

  • Guest

    Then why was his reason for wanting to be a woman if only for one day, because we have breasts?

  • Guest

    I think apologizing is more appropriate. Most times begging actually has negative affect. Boob job, definite no.

  • Romantic Bloodsucker

    Agree and it worked! She did what was right

  • Haters Know Nothing

    lmao! keep dreaming! you mean the Grand Punk fan fic?

  • Haters Know Nothing

    I cant believe that there is an entire blog devoted to this pure crap lol!

  • Rubbish

    She doesn’t need a boob job to hold onto her man. If she wants to keep him she should have a baby and she will get a natural boob job at the same time. Win Win.

  • Romantic Bloodsucker

    Right, and anymore than a handful is waste anyway lol

  • Ruby

    Look at the premiere photos and you will notice he is definately still interested. They were photographed holding hands and at one point he was wearing her lipstick. He knew he was being scrutinized at the time.

  • guest

    Who needs enemies when you have “fans” like you? Poor k…Poor R!

  • Orion

    And how many times has Rob said he’s an ass man?

    He can’t keep his eyes and hands off Kristen’s bum. This article is stupid, lame, completely fabricated and an out right lie.

  • Ruby

    Don’t quit your day job. You’re not funny at all.

  • Ruby

    Leave her alone…Kristen only weighs abt 110 lbs. She shouldn’t be expected to have big boobs. I can’t believe I’m even responding to this crap topic. I’m through reading this junk.

  • golddigger99

    I just have to say that Rob and Kris look AMAZING in the pic above!!!

  • hmmm

    I dont think she would get a boob job IMO but gee it would be funny if she did and this story was based on truth.

  • Haters Know Nothing

    you wish loser!

  • guest

    I agree with most of what you said except that it makes Rob look bad. Totally disagree with that because anyone with half a brain, a quarter of a brain wouldn’t believe anything this mag wrote, would know its complete rubbish so its no reflection on Rob at all.

  • guest

    And that’s because your poor in finance, negative in personality, not pretty like her and not getting hot dude kinda personality you have. Yeah, she IS super lucky NOT to be like you.

  • BearlyImportant

    How nice that GC always keeps “abreast” of the latest developments!

  • BearlyImportant

    Great job as always TL :-)

  • Abigail

    Kristen’s figure is perfect. She doesn’t need to change a thing.

  • CoheedCambria

    LOL….how’s it going, BI??

  • BearlyImportant

    Hiya CC – going great by me… how are you doing?

  • CoheedCambria

    I’m doing awesome…Thanks for asking!! :-))

  • BearlyImportant

    Super :-)

  • enoughalready1314

    Wow, I want a boob job!!!!!!! And you don’t have to debunk that GC. LMAO

  • BearlyImportant

    No one messes with my ta ta’s other than hubby, myself, or my blow-up R doll.

  • BearlyImportant

    When GC is this slow… all I think about is that time that I watched the live stream of K at that premiere and all I ended up seeing was a bunch of fricken buses and construction cones!!

  • enoughalready1314

    lmao

  • CoheedCambria

    Oh man….I remember that night, BI!! LMAO!!!

  • enoughalready1314

    Of course the blow-up R. doll lol

  • andreana

    i have to say i am not sorry that Ben A. will not be in the movie with Kristen ….I thought that pairing was a little weird….he is way to old to be in a movie with her….could not see that working well….maybe rob could do it…..!….just wishin….out loud….

  • CoheedCambria

    Me too, andreana!

  • BearlyImportant

    Preferably one that is not popped. :-)

  • Curious

    Kristen would look pretty funny with double D’s. lol

  • Curious

    Love Ben but not the two of them paired up as romantic interests. Like the person the said JG-L.

  • Curious

    Wow-sounds like loads of fun!

  • Curious

    Maybe you can get a NY’s special? 2 for the price of one. lol

  • Curious

    She’s one of the few people who can wear yellow up close to her face.

  • BearlyImportant

    You have to be careful with those kinds of deals though… I once knew someone that did that and ended up with 2 but only 1 nipple!!!!

  • Curious

    LOL!!! Oh, the image in my head. Don’t know what’s worse, if you’re down one or gained a few extra.

  • enoughalready1314

    There’s a plan. lol

  • enoughalready1314

    lmao

  • BearlyImportant

    LOL

  • Curious

    You still read it though. lol

  • enoughalready1314

    Well duh, what fun is a popped one. lol

  • Curious

    Why does she need a baby to hold on to her man?

  • BearlyImportant

    I’m not sure… still trying to figure out how to salvage it….

  • CoheedCambria

    JGL is a good choice.

  • BearlyImportant

    Yes… I would like to lick him all over.

  • CoheedCambria

    LMAO!

  • CoheedCambria

    Won’t Rob get jealous??

  • Curious

    I feel like a song..“I like big butts and I can not lie/You other brothers can’t
    deny/That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist/And a round
    thing in your face/You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough/’Cause you
    notice that butt was stuffed/Deep in the jeans she’s wearing/I’m hooked
    and I can’t stop staring/Oh baby, I wanna get with you/And take your
    picture/My homeboys tried to warn me/But that butt you got makes me so
    horny.” – “Baby Got Back”, Sir Mix-A-Lot

  • BearlyImportant

    LOL LOL

  • BearlyImportant

    Who would have thought… after months of speculation and frenzy… it all came down to TITS and ASS! :-)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  • Curious

    Loosen up…it’s a funny thought. Their job is to debunk or confirm the gossip reported in the tabloids. Laugh, heehee. Boobi

  • Curious

    It always does.

  • Curious

    Someone else said it..I’m rolling with it. He’s quirky and cool.

  • Curious

    Hello, hello, ello, ello, lo, lo, o, o! You can almost hear a pin drop in here.

  • Missy

    Well if that’s what it takes, I’m screwed cause I’ve got neither.

  • Missy

    Everyone is too busy arguing on the Ben Afleck/Kristen board

  • Abigail

    OK I hate the other board and I now have a headache from fighting with the haters and dumba****.

  • Missy

    Totally agree with you.

  • Missy

    You shouldn’t bother. It’s not going to help anything. It’s sad. Those people are so depressing and sad.

  • nena

    Millions More Duped by Latest Kristen Stewart Apology Storyhttp://justiceforkristen.wordpress.com/2012/12/19/millions-more-duped-by-latest-kristen-stewart-apology-story/

  • Missy

    Oh, Nena :( She did it. Accept it and move on.

  • BearlyImportant

    You forgot the link lol

  • Abigail

    I agree.

  • Abigail

    I remember that! lol

  • Orion

    I didn’t have to read it to know what was in it, because like ever other article written about Kristen since July in a gossip rag has been nothing but lies, fabrications and assumptions. This is nothing new or different.

  • zoe-uk

    quick hello guys……so hello guys……lol

  • guest

    They are in denial. Because we don’t know why Kristen cheated, her fans has to fabricate some wild theories and photoshop stories to get some rationale on that day. They will never accept that Kristen was a cheater who had a fling with a married man. The world and involved parties has moved on but her fans and the haters are the ones keep bringing up the subject.

  • zoe-uk

    i am a fan of both, Rob a bit more than Kristen but i agree i too wish they would get over it,i don’t understand why people won’t move on it’s boring as shit to keep reading about it and i’m sure R&K don’t want to keep hearing it too….IMO…

  • Rob fan

    Just got one thing to say Rob is a butt man and if you saw Kristen’s ass in welcome to the Rylies when she was giving James gamdolphini a lap dance you will know why Rob sticks around lol! Lets not forget her delectable armpits which he adores!

  • guest

    “her fans” nope, you are wrong. Robsten fans are in denial. she admitted she was wrong and made a mistake. but They are together. It’s time to move on.

  • DF

    Very true.

  • teresa

    yes rob definitely a butt man

  • teresa

    check out the way he was staring at her on the el hueriguermo show. if thats uniterested sign me up!

  • guest

    Her fans or robsten fans or whoever. People need to move on.

  • teresa

    he was joking. rob does that like…like…like ….all the time. besides he is a guy. that like any part of a woman thats involved in sex but he is a butt man!

  • Love never fails
  • bimse_Jr

    LMAO!! Boobjob!?? Kristen? The same girl who’s frantically afraid of needles?

    No Fuc*ing Way! LOL

  • Anjali

    Agree its stupid, but are you sure you’re not confusing the ‘needles phobia’ with the Bella character?

  • Anjali

    Thank goodness it’s ‘nonsense’, why spoil those dainty breasts. Natalie Portman, Emma Stone, Claire Danes, Kate Moss…etc, neither them or their partners seem put off by small breasts. On a personal note, I love my small chest. ;-)

  • guest

    Kristen doesn’t need a boob job she might not have big ones but she does have pretty titties

  • bimse_Jr

    I read somewhere she was very afraid of needles. It was supposed to be her own words, but I can’t – of course – confirm that in any way. :o)

  • bimse_Jr

    If you think about it, I don’t think you’ll see any A-list actress with a boob job, regardless how small their breasts is. It’s only C and D-lists “starlets” – and those below – that’s trying to boost their career with a boob-expansion. And usually it doesn’t work.

  • bimse_Jr

    Agreed. It would look stupid if she was to “inflate” her breasts.

  • Alex

    Just when I thought stories of these two couldn’t possibly get any worse…..Her boobs are the perfect handful size and damn, I wish I had her ass. I have no doubt, Rob’s very satisfied.

  • zoe-uk

    she would look ridiculous with big breasts anyway she has a small frame and is perfect the way she is

  • guest

    Kristen is built just like I was at that age, and mine have been appreciated very much by a small, but highly select number of guys. I asked my husband whether he’d like me to get a boob job,and he said, “NOBODY’S TOUCHING YOUR BREASTS!” I now have data on what those little A cups look like at 74. They’re still high and round, while the girls with the big bazooms are now carrying them down around their waists. I had a chance to see what big ones would feel like when I breast-fed my babies. It was like carrying a ten pound back pack on my chest.
    Also, implants leak. They almost always have problems and require more surgery later. Don’t let anyone talk you into disfiguring your body, Kristen!

  • guest

    How could Gossip Cop possibly have debunked this story more thorougly? They printed the headline with a big question mark right after it, and made fun of it from first to last. It takes real determnation to see Gossip Cop as the villian here.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    The technique is to bring up the story and then contradict it. That is the template. Who was even thinking about cloned boobs in the first place. You raise the problem then offer the solution. KISS.

  • guest

    Congrats to Rob, made a lot of top of lists for mention as best actor, the latest compilation list is from Village Voice. And why wouldn’t Rob be satisfied with Kristen? She’s been a nice costar, gf and mentor to him. All the good things that have happened to him recently are due in part to her efforts. And a tip of the hat to David and Caitlin Cronenberg more recently too. Caitlin has been making some year end lists with best photoshoot for L’Uomo Vogue with Rob in them and her pics of him at Cannes are really about the best of his career too. So all good.

  • Windmills

    Totally agree and while reading your comment, it makes me more mad. Thanks for posting it.

  • Windmills

    I don’t know what is happening. I undestood that these scriptwriters want to direct the movie and who knows perhaps that’s one of the reasons..JS.

  • guest

    I don’t see Rob’s and Kristen’s paths crossing much anymore. From reading the tea leaves based on certain comment board posters that seem to scarily know what’s going on in her pr world (the ones super ticked that Ben Affleck had the gall to drop out of the movie right after he met with her for a meal to discuss the filming in depth) the new playbook seems to be to try to follow in Angelina Jolie’s stilettoes. That will involve being seen as a potential man eater wild child with tendencies to steal others’ husbands, more for the attention it garners than that she really wants them. Granted, Rupert is no Brad Pitt, but you have to start someplace. Rob can only help her out by letting her cheat on him so many times (should I cheat holding his hat, should I leave it in the car, I’ll try it both ways) before it starts looking suspicious.

  • Windmills

    You too?? First. physic , then tarot card, then tea leaves, what is next ? According to Nostradamus? If you believe this kind of thing, what don’t you predict or read or what you called you do, all these shootings and killing innocent people. Maybe they could be prevented.

  • DENEBBLUE

    What bull s***. If Rob was such a fan of large boobs what has kept him so fascinated with Kristen all these years? Every picture shows him staring into her eyes. I think that is proof there is more between them than a yen for something that any competent plastic surgeon
    can and does deliver every day.

  • guest

    I disagree. If you assume they validate an artical by posting it with a big question mark attached, and then ridiculing it from start to finish, then they can’t tackle any other artical full of lies because they would be validating it. If you want them to tackle only the less ridiculous articals, THAT would be validating the ones they chose to print, because it would say, in effect, this one is somewhat believable. I think Gossip Cop is just doing its job, and we should be thankful somebody is doing it.

  • guest

    Why are you acting as though Gossip Cop originated this artical? The National Inquirer originated it. Gossip Cop is debunking it and defending Kristen. You’re trying to kill not just the messenger but Kristen’s defender and champion.

  • guest

    There’s no good cop bad cop here. Gossip Cop is demolishing the National Equirer’s artical with sarcasm and irony. There is nothing soft about it. To try to make Gossip Cop the villian here is just self defeating paranoia. We need Gossip Cop and Rob and Kristen need it.

  • guest

    Well of course! How could they contradict the story without raising it? They didn’t reprint it, they just briefly paraphrased it.

  • guest

    Public record? She won best actress at the Milan International film Festival, the BAFTA award for most promising newcomer, and dozens of other awards. The New Yorker called her performance as Bella “hushed and thrilling”.

  • guest

    She never cheated on him. “Cheating” implies sex. There’s no evidence of that.

  • Mi

    ”All the good things that have happend to him recently are due in part to her efforts”,really? you forgot a ”little” scandal form July that overshadowed Cosmopolis promo.She is the worst thing that have happend to him,I hope in the next 2 months she’ll stay away from him and will found out some old daddy perfect for her taste.

  • Robert Pattinson

    Robert Pattinson has come a long way in my book. I used to think he was an immature boy in a man’s body. I always thought it was a growing phase in Kristen’s sex life to have a fling with her twilight co-star. But was i ever wrong. Yes, this precious man changed my attitude about him when he stepped up to the plate with a bat of class and he hit a homerun in my book. I always thought Robert Pattinson was a pretty, sexy face. But no more. When I see him now, i see a man who is maturing into his own skin. I see a man who is not afraid to show his love for a woman, regardless of what anyone thinks. I now know that whatever it took for Kristen to realize what a rare gem she has in having a partner like Robert Pattinson, was well worth the hell she went through. I see her now as a woman in love and a woman loved. That is the most anyone can hope for in our life on this earth.

  • anon

    You have to admit that apart from the scandal [which in NO way was easy for him], Rob does owe his present successes to the fact that Kristen went to bat for him to join the Twilight cast. HE certainly understands this and has said repeatedly that he was literally one step away from giving up acting altogether until he attended his audition with Kristen and Catherine Hardwicke. Even Catherine had to be convinced by Kristen that “it was Rob or no one else.” Don’t you realize that every time you bring up the scandal to make a dig at Kristen, you drag Rob into it too? I don’t get why her detractors never consider this when they gleefully drag the topic up time after time.

  • guest

    Well actually Mi, I was being a tad tongue in cheek on that part. As far as being a nice costar, I have seen no public signs of that at all as after she cheated with Rupert (which was the worst thing I can think of a gf doing to a bf in HW like ever), she continued to only mention Taylor Lautner as being the big bright spot in her filming in all their joint appearances. As far as being a mentor I can’t picture her saying anything good about him behind his back if she’s not even saying nice things to his face. So basically, all the good things that have happened to him recently are because of the Cronenbergs.

  • amused

    At least she didn’t come out and say that she didn’t like Rob. She actually mentioned there were several in the cast and crew she actively didn’t like. I do think she was trying to get Jon Stewart on her side, but no dice there. He gave her no quarter, lol. This is so awesome and all, she gushed feeling the table. Yeah lucite, he responded. And his awesome questions about her home schooling. He gave up when he saw there was no light on in the attic and after five minutes she was dunzo.

  • granita

    He’s good at that. He did it with Emma Watson during HP promos (who can forget him pouring her a drink in the middle of a panel discussion) and with Reese Witherspoon to show that even cougars can still be hot to a young guy. He’s good with chemistry, nice thing since trying to get Kristen to make eye contact with him is like putting life in a turnip.

  • Alex

    Tea leaves and comment boards…..yea, that’s where I’d go for my reliable information. Thankfully, you know as much about their lives as the rest of us; nothing.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    I’m not interested in who originated it. It’s made up to begin with. since even you know it’s made up to begin with, surely Gossip Cop Out must know. But what do they do. They FEATURE it in a headline and then debunk it “lite”. This is the classical PATTERN they all use. The only difference with Gossip Cop Out is that they split the + and the – into the same article instead of running one week + and the next week – . Do you get that? They all play the good cop/ bad cop routine. The paper tabloids have dropped this story but Gossip Cop Out keeps on with it knowing that its comment board is going to trash Kristen. They know it because they put a caveat on it which just excites them more to see how far they can push the limits. Evidently there are few limits.

    Gossip Cop Out has been doing this for months and months. That is their agenda. Anything they can tie into Kristen by association they run with it.
    As long as they continue to do this, I will continue to do it to them on twitter. I will tie Dan Abrams and Julia Tolle – the beautiful, loved and dead Julia Tolle – Dan Abrams beloved ex-lover, who would have never sanctioned what he is doing now. Gossip Cop Out is abominable to do this.
    AND NEVER FORGET THAT 99% OF ALL MEDIA IN THE us IS OWNED BY 6 – YES 6 – COMPANIES. THEY ARE ALL IN BED TOGETHER.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    Why did something made up need to be headlined unless someone wanted to emphasize it and inscribe it on eyeballs to get attention FOR THEM! They debunk it but who goes to the comments? Not people who admire Kristen because they know it is bunk to begin with. The ones who come here are hateful people. They are the ones who fill up the comment boards to give Gossip Cop Out hits and drive up their revenue. All their other boards are empty. Well I will empty out this one. I’ve already made a big dent in it. Dan Abrams will stop looking like the golden boy when I am finished.

  • Omg

    Because he is interested in you? Soon a technology will come around where we can see the people behind these comment. That will explain the hate and jealousy. See the rats crawl out of their holes. Obviously you haven’t been listening to Rob lately. Dude is in love. That’s some heavy shit. But if hating makes you feel better, knock yourself out.

  • guest

    The story needed to be dealt with because millions of people saw it on the news stands. While you and I know that just the fact it was in the National Equirer is reason to disbelieve it, a huge number of people don’t. They actually buy and believe the NE.

    As for that, though I expected and hoped it to be untrue, even I am glad of the reassurance. Half of female HW has had boob jobs, and even Kristen’s co-star Charlese, as fiesty a woman as ever there was, has said she was getting one. And, of course,Kristen has surprised us in the past. Who would have expected to see the near-bathing suit she wore on the red carpet the other night on the shy little tomboy of the first Twilight movie?

  • DENEBBLUE

    FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PEOPLE. KRISTEN IS PERFECT AS SHE IS.
    SHE KNOWS THIS. ROB KNOWS THIS. AND IT’S NOBODY ELSE BUSINESS. pERIOD.

  • guest

    Anybody with a grain of sense already boycotts the National Inquierer. Still, we’re all exposed to its headlines in the supermarket checkout stands, etc, and people do tend to believe what they read, if only subliminally. Letting lies go unchallenged is not the answer. I think Gossip Cop is challenging the lies strongly and convincingly—a badly needed service. You have to counter second-coming headlines with second- coming headlines. Any less will be ignored.
    I do agree, however, that better monitoring is needed. The savagerie and the smut that sully this board are not necessary to free discourse. Gossip Cop needs a night janitor.

  • Gosia

    I couldn’t say it better.

  • guest

    Hear, hear! The one good thing to come of this is that now we know what a strong and independent man–what a good man–Robert really is.

  • guest

    Didn’t you read the rest of that magazine interview where she said, thinking it was off the record, that he liked to lick her armpits? She was absolutely effusive about how much she loved Rob and missed him.
    She always made a special effort to include Taylor, when they made joint appearances, because the trend, when the three were interviewed, was always for Taylor to become the odd man out, with everyone concentrating on her and Rob. She was being kind and considerate, other guest, and you’re flaying her for it.

  • guest

    I think she’s irresistable, captivating, original–and according to the polls– I’m only one of millions. That includes you, other guest, because here you are on a Kristen board,, wasting your only life.

  • guest

    She won best actress at the Milan International Film Festival, the BAFTA award for most promising newcomer, and pages of other awards,and she’s only twenty-two.

  • guest

    This is exactly the sort of smut Gosssip Cop needs to edit out. Free debate doesn’t have to include this kind of nastiness.

  • guest

    Night janitor! Night janitor! Spill on isle two!

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    Look none of this crap has to be dealt with. They will come up with stuff forever. Do you want to spend the rest of your life dealing with it? They would love it if you do. It’s really unimportant. Only in that world does it reverberate. And who are the people who read them? Do you want to spend time with them? Have lunch with them? Dinner? Meet them in the lines at premieres? I don’t. There are better ways to end this.

  • http://twitter.com/twilighted57 twilighter

    your the ones in denial and it is denial of the facts. Read the Grand Punk at justiceforkristen.wordpress.com. I dare you to try using your brain. You might enjoy it.

  • rob/jessica conundrum

    Well Rob can never come out with Jessica Devlin now. Not after this. Too many people know about her now and if he ever considers going public with her then people will know the rumors were true. That he’s been cheating on Kristen with her for a long long time. He will never go public with this relationship if it’s really true. It would backfire completely on him and she will never be accepted. Especially since she’s not very attractive and wears so much makeup. She looks like a chubbier version or Elvira or something. Unappealing to say the least

  • guest

    Of course Gossip Cop knows the story is made up! That’s what they’re telling you–THAT THE NATIONAL ENQUIERER MADE IT UP! They headline it, because the Enquirer did, but with a big question mark at the end! Then they proceed to ridicule it. They end up saying this:

    The actress did not get breast implants when it was first suggested in 2010.

    She did not go for a boob job when the speculaton returned in earlier this year.

    And the actress is NOT getting one now.

    It’s all “nonsense” a source close to Stuart assures Gossip Cop.

    Now how is this debunking it “light” as you accuse? They’re debunking it with a sledgehammer as far as I can see.

    How can you say the paper tabloids have dropped the story? It was printed in the National Enquirer, a paper tabloid. Blaming Gossip Cop for the stories they debunk is like blaming the cop on the beat for the drugstore robbery. He makes a living because of other people’s misdeeds: that doesn’t mean he caused them. Your dentist makes a living fixing teeth: that doesn’t mean he’s to blame for your cavities. And Gossip Cop makes a living demolishing fake stories other venues print. To do so, they have to tell you what the stories are. That doesn’t mean they’re to blame for the stories the tabs make up.

  • http://twitter.com/renate2009 gabriele

    even a blind man can see that this Relationship is poison

  • http://twitter.com/renate2009 gabriele

    nobody forced you to read it,

  • guest

    Stop making stuff up about whoever this Jessica Devlin is. There is not even one pic of them ever together at all and no one has any idea who she is so leave her alone already.

  • guest

    The “cheating scandal” has become so ubiquitous that even people who don’t follow Hollywood at all are aware of it and believe it. They’ve seen those two words at the supermarket checkout stand so many times, they just assume they’re true. This is all so out of proportion to anything Kristen actually did, it’s just bizarr. I can’t stand the injustice. It will affect Kristen’s career. It is. And however brave a face she may put on it, Kristen wouldn’t be human if she didn’t care that her reputation is being unjustly trashed–that hords of people hate her.
    I truly don’t want to waste any more time here, in the company of some of the troglodites who infest the place. If you have a plan to end this, I’d love to hear it. Are you going to put The National Enquirer and Hollywood Lies and Ok and Peres Hilton out of business?
    By discrediting the stuff they make up, at least Gossip Cop is trying. Nobody else is even pushing back. And what are you doing? Trying to destroy Gossip Cop! As Lil Abner would say, Waffo?

  • guest

    You’ve forgotten that poster who has the pedulum that makes predictions.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    Because the Enquirer makes it up in Simulated Reality. In your example Gossip Cop Out debunks it in the Order of Production. The Enquirer has to make it up so that Gossip Cop Out can debunk it. They are part of the same system. The problem is that you can’t GET RID of tabloid junk in the Order of Production. That’s the Dialect of the Dominating Discourse.All you get is ping-pong, which is EXACTLY what they want. You was played girl because you believee Gossip Cop Out is performing a service to celebrities in debunking inflammatory headlines, which bring the readers to the “debunker”
    Gossip Cop Out is a “floating sign” of integrity which acts as a mask to affirm the opposite. DOUBLE NEGATIVE, GET IT.

    99% of all media in the US are owned by 6 corporations. They have lunches together and plan this crap. Each needs the other in the classic Dialectic to strengthen each other. What Vija Kinski in DeLillo’s Cosmopolis means when she says, “There is no outside.”

    Well I think I’m gonna go outside on this one.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    You can’t discredit it on THEIR turf. That’s what you have to get. Ai WeiWei is showing how to do it politically as he holds off the Chinese govt with twitter. justicefor kristen is trying to do it your way. Lots of great carefully researched information. It is getting 1000′s of hits from twittering and tweeting. Is it changing the minds of those that hate her for reasons they do not know? Nope.

    If you are not thinking genealogically, you are not thinking. At this point in time there is no other better way to think. The Dominating Discourse of classical Hegelian Dialectic is crumbling. It is our dinosaur. If you can’t think and write through post modern theory you are lost in Simulated Reality and they have you bound and gagged.

    Twilight was written non-linearly, aphoristically, and seductively. Most of the fanfic is linear which while even though it is often written better by literary standards of the classical dialectic, doesn’t penetrate the post modern minds of young people the way Meyer did. Twilight is a Foucauldian CUT.

    And as Nietzsche has suggested, excess destroys. The reason the scandal will never go away is that it is so unglued now. No one really knows anything and there will be no closure, just what we come up with and have come up with. A delightful detective story to use our minds over.

    Who cares. Who cares what really incited Pearl Harbor now. Who cares that the Lusitania was probably contrived. Who will care at all 10 years from now. Gossip Cop Out will have made a fortune pimping it and moved on to more lucrative schemes.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    Because Gossip Cop Out PRETENDS to be other than it is. I hated Bush but I hate Obama even more. Bedcause Obama PRETENDS to be other than he is.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    The tabloids are what they are. They do not pretend to be other than slop. By jumping off them Gossip Cop Out gives them more credibility. Huff Po is now faux journalism and really tabloid while pretending to be journalism.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    Why can’t they believe what they want to believe. They are not going to change.

  • rob fan

    delusional much? there is no jessica,shhesh stop with the drugs already. The fact is with an ass like kristens I doubt Rob even looks at her boobs lol!

  • IheartLMC*BTB

    I believe some people are reading/writing a little too much fan fiction!

  • perplexed

    I think something is weird though. Rob stuck by Kristen for BD2, so you’d think that would warrant a nice guy hand shake. From that point on, every mass media source turned on him. People magazine, E Online, Popsugar, Us magazine, you name it, virtually did not cover him at all (well actually they didn’t cover Taylor or Ashley or Nikki either, well you get the idea) and they still don’t. Josh H. on MTV is completely ignoring Rob now too, and they were always besties. He mentioned his high points of 2012, and nope, no Rob (but he did mention Kristen). Lainey turned on him too and took him off her top celebs pics completely (but kept Kristen). Forbes took him off their lists completely (but kept Kristen). Weird. It’s like someone wants him out of dodge but they all love Kristen and hate him. On an odd note, he’s getting much better critical reviews even for BD2 just as everyone turns on him. Very strange, wish someone could tell us the real story on this one.

  • guest

    Obama’s offer to cut social security and medicare is a huge betrayal. Social security is not the cause of the budget deficit. It is separately funded and would be fine for the rest of the century if the government had not continually raided its trust fund. It’s our money. We paid it. They stole it! To fund Bush’s wars! I couldn’t hate Obama more than I hate Bush–at least he’s not a climate-change denier. Under Obama there’s a slim chance of doing something about global warming–slim— but I sure feel like marching on Washington. And I really contributed to his campaign big time-at least in proportion to my budget. On this topic I’m almost a paranoid as you.

  • guest

    We can’t discredit it on their turf? What other turf is there? The public believes what they’ve been fed by the tabs–and what the “regular” media echoed uncritically. We have no way to counter it except through a “good tab” which I believe Gossip Cop is. Your argument that Gossip Cop is part of a cabal who all have lunch together and plan this out, move and counter move, is one you have to support by evidence. When did Abrams meet with the editors of The National Enquirer, or OK, or US Weekly and plot this out? Time and place.
    Incidentally, I’m not convinced the pics were photoshopped, for technical reasons I’ll explain when I have more time, nor do I think the fact that Kristen and Rupert seem to look directly into the camera, in some of the pics indicates the whole thing was a setup on the part of one or more of the principals. I think that’s just explained by the use of a surviellance vehicle, with hidden long distance cameras, so that they thought they were looking at a harmeless van or truck. I think the surveillance vehicle theory also explaines how the railing pics were taken. Google surviellance vehicle if you want to become even more paranoid than you (we) already are. I just think whole thing was a brief misstep (not cheating in the sense of no sex) blown completely out of proportion by a voracious, greedy media.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    Social Security was never supposed to be a right, an entitlement. It was supposed to be a safety net. There is no fucking reason why wealthy people should collect it. You pay in as insurance against losing it all by the time you are retirement age. If people consider it an entitlement then because they paid in they deserve getting it out then that is because in almost 100 years people have developed this entitlement attitude. It is a safety net. And that’s all it is. Before Clinton it used to drop as your income increased. That’s only fair and right. But now it doesn’t matter how much income you make you still receive all of it. And being the selfish people we are we are going to take it because we say to oursleves, “I paid in all those years and now I’m going to get mine, whether I need it or not. It was my money that I paid into it and now I want it back.”

    It is just a language problem. That’s all this fight is. “It’s there in case I might need it versus I am entitled to it because I paid in all those years.” Little small nasty bookkeeping minds and hearts who constantly add up what they gave and what they got back with every human transaction they are involved with. Interesting that Nietzsche seizes on this and that Rand fought with him on this all her life. And in the end she ruined Nathaniel Brandon because he betrayed her. Did anyone ever take a look at all he gave her: his youth; his marriage to heer choice of Barbara; his ability to think independently; to have a love of his own; his lectures that made her what she finally became; his family for her closest friends to see her through writing Atlas which she never could have done without their emotional support and adoration. And all the time her narrow nasty bookkeeper mind was adding and subtracting.

    Why doesn’t just one person in our govt come out and say the truth like that. And scold the hell out of all the greedy people who take it and don’t need it.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    If you can’t see that they are photoshopped then there’s nothing further to talk about. There are not 2 suns in the sky and to me that is the simplest way to look at them. I detailed all the nitty-gritty photoshopping teckkie stuff because that’s the only thing people believe. Of course they are looking right into the camera in some pics. BECAUSE ALL THE PICS WERE PAP TAKEN SOMEWHERE ELSE AND MOVED IN PLACE, PLAYED WITH TO SIZE THEM, and placed where they were best suited to create the content desired. If you had any proof of no photoshopping you would have presented it long long ago.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    And to be fooled by Gossip Cop Out just shows the level of critical thinking you have not acquired yet. I have had 1st graders who could do it better than you.

  • rob/jessica conundrum

    Well Rob can never come out with Jessica Devlin now. Not after this. Too many people know about her now and if he ever considers going public with her then people will know the rumors were true. That he’s been cheating on Kristen with her for a long long time. Why do you think he’s still in New York and who he’s been staying with all this time? There’s a reason he hasn’t been spotted coming out of a hotel by the paparazzi who have been trying to find him and only getting caught on camera when he’s out to dinner. He will never go public with this relationship if it’s really true. It would backfire completely on him and she will never be accepted. Especially since she’s not very attractive and wears so much makeup. She looks like a chubbier version or Elvira or something. Unattractive and unappealing to say the least

  • david_morris

    Her team has a lot of contacts. I really think they hate Pattinson, especially since he said that actors should just stand by their own words, without PR. LOL! Because it looks like those publications got tips from her team to counter some of the top ten lists he’s been showing up on lately with Cosmopolis. But I also see some publications out and out making fun of Kristen where they didn’t before. She’s lost some major respect in the industry. Many probably are worried to do a film with her or be linked with her in a film. It’s too volatile in the media. Her next costar is going to have to be single or there will be endless speculation about him cheating with her even if it’s not true. A lot of bad karma baggage. Most people would rather avoid that. She’s got the SWATH sequel, but that is about it. Rob’s good critical reviews were hard won. If it’s her team doing that to him then that’s just dirty politics. Hollywood is the scummiest place earth. Good people get treated like shit all the time. But there are some good people in high places there that know about him and his work ethic. A decent man in Hollywood. Pretty rare, except for Tom Hanks and Matt Damon. Unfortunately, her team are doing her no favors at all. The “bad girl” persona they are trying to sell since the scandal is a bad idea. She’s too young to be used like that.

  • IheartLMC*BTB

    Oh, here we go again…

  • guest

    Bingo-so why comment on them as if they are a couple when you can’t prove they are indeed dating-nope until stated by both parties they were never dating in the first place-pr-showmance-delusional fans-paparazzi-media. The relationship was a fake.

  • Star

    Correct…Just as nobody forced you to read my post, no?

  • guest

    Roosevelt argued that the reason everybody should pay in and everybody should then be repaid what they’re “entitled to” is that once you make it means tested, it’s charity–something the fortunate–or the millions who think they’ll be millionairs some day– see as dispensible any time the budget is seen as tight, or getting tight , or sometime possibly becoming tight. Look how all the social programs for people in need have been slashed, in the recesson. Roosevelt believed that including everybody was the only way to make it secure, and, for almost a century, experience has born him out.

    Social Security isn’t in crisis. Even with its trust find raided, it’s good for decades and, with some slight tweeking, it will be solvent for the rest of the century. This is a pseudo-crisis, invented by the same people who opposed Social Security and Medicare to begin with and see this as their chance to destroy it. Ann Raynd, these people’s guru, lived out the last part of her life dependent on both.

    Do you ever hear anyone saying the military is going to go broke? Of course it won’t, because we won”t let it. By the same token, Social Security won’t go broke unless we let it.

  • guest

    I don’t have proof they’re not photoshopped–you can’t prove a negative– I just have evidence that voids that Two Suns argument. It didn’t dawn on me till I looked at them again recently, for the first time in several weeks. It’s a technical argument that will take some time to write, though, I hope, not much time to read. This is the night before Christmas Eve and I’ve got a pile of presents to wrap and house guests to fix breakfast for in the morning. I shouldn’t be on here at all. Get back to you after Christmas.

  • guest

    Well, I suppose most people guage other people’s intelligence by how much said people agree with THEM. I think the best way to prove mine is to avoid joining a battle of insults.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    IDK. I once said I hoped he and Damen would run for senate and now I have read it in bits and pieces in a lot of places. I haven’t been promoting. It takes time. Merry xmas. I really like all of your stuff.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    One of our difficulties is that you have not learned to think genealogically. It is a great impediment between us. An idea, concept, word, ritual, etc can start out one way and morph into a different one. FDR all his life was hamstrung by his mother. She held all the purse strings. He NEVER had his own money or his own personal life. She was Eleanor’s sworn enemy.

    He pushed Social Security through congress and he had packed the Supreme Court in his favor. Social Security was meant to take the place of charity and impoverishment in old age. With our cultural emphasis on “entitlement” it has become something different. IT WAS AND IS A SAFETY NET. But now it is interlocked with the Foucauldian Grid of power/knowledge/capital and there is no entangling it. The Foucauldian Grid is in the Order of Production. This makes it irreversible. All that can be done is to find its weak points and resist, which we are doing over this latest attempted raid kon SS. But don’t you see? Entire lives of people are eaten up with beating this Foucauldian Grid, resisting it, finding the loopholes whatever. It tightens and the mesh becomes finer and finer and we will see The Hunger Games yet.

    DeLillo’s Cosmopolis is a fictionalized novel of this and shows the way out, the escape. And Ayn Rand’s unconscious cookie crumbs are scattered all through it because she was the first to popularize it with her fiction.
    Who gives a shit whether she took it or not. That is not the point at all. It is not about hypocrisy. She was old and tired and alone and she just saw everything was getting worse and said fuck it and took the help. Much better for her money to be used in her foundation whether they are helpful or not, they keep her name alive. The meaning of John Galt was to stop the motor of the world. Francisco tells Dagny how exactly how he did his piece of destruction. This is the model I used to destroy the media manufactured Debordian SPECTACLE of Kristen Stewart’s “scandal”, with only a very few people to help me who followed but were not quite clear what they were following but trusted that I knew what I was doing. Now no one knows what happened it is so muddled.

    This is where the govt is today. The entire govt is a simulacrum aand the fact that no one knows it is what keeps it there. Be grateful, I am. Just go into your local municipal court one day and sit through the proceedings to see the not funny circus going on. Out justice system is a simulacrum. Watch the judge come in in his robes, everybody stands until he is seated, and you cannot read a book, snooze, or do anything but look attentive while the great one is on his throne (a modified toilet)and if you deviate from this you will be prodded by the court clerk walking around.

    How long before all this is seen. Will they be able to confine us under surveillance 24/7 (as in Hunger Games) before they shatter all by themselves.
    The most powerful military in the world is helpless against a bunch of raggedy ragheads with tin can bombs. Catching Bin Laden – the great accomplishment – and Saddam was just a charade. Which was why Erik in Blacklist got no help. They didn’t want to catch him. Killing both of them made no difference at all. I don’t think anyone is fooled anymore about that. Cutting off the head of their king didn’t do anything. The king has no power just as our president has no power. The big Other has no power. Power lies in the interstices of the Foucauldian Grid. in a relation – an unbreakable relation – with knowledge and capital.

    We will argue the rest of our lives playing an intellectual ping-pong until you change the way you think; until you think genalogicaly. As long as you stay in the classic Hegelian Dominating Discourse you are trapped into your punishing super-ego judgments.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    Look it took 100 years for Manet’s Dejeuner to be seen as a “CUT” in the literary criticism of art history BECAUSE it had 2 sources of light in it: the background is classical art lighting, the foreground is light coming from outside the painting and not from above as the classical demands but on a level directly in front and perpendicular to the figures in the foreground and in particular the naked woman and the men all dark and absorbing the light. There are 2 sources of light in that painting and until Foucault, – after 100 years – the painting was not seen – meaning NOT SEEN – looked at but not SEEN.

    But those pictures were “supposed” to have been taken by a camera. This is why we got all the details of that story about paps cruising around blah blah blah because the seller of the pics – and the story – knew they were completely photoshopped from scratch.

    Yes I know you cannot prove they were photoshopped. But can you prove they are real, and by real I mean taken in one shot by a camera. You cannot. Because there are not 2 suns in the sky. And there are 2 sources of light in those pictures, just as there are 2 sources of light in Manet’s Dejeuner. BUT FIRST YOU HAVE TO SEE – NOT LOOK – BUT SEE.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    I’m not insulting your intelligence. I am just telling you the truth. You are not. Just as I am not of a level with say Susan Sontag. I am not. And I can think of many others. You just have such a chip on your shoulder of some kind of anger that you can’t learn from someone who knows more than you do just because you don’t like them. Or because they don’t lace it with sugar to help the medicine go down. The real Mary Poppins in Travers’s book didn’t sugar coat.

  • joe

    Same to you. Thanks

  • nena

    GC serves themselves, intelligent people don’t read the stupid tabs or if they do look at headlines know its FOS. I think the majority of people never hear of these stories, but thanks to the hateful people at GC people do know about it! GC Spreads these stories and that is their only mission, to create more hate for K and to have people fight here! If they were a more legit tab they would make ALL register and ban the vile words by some

  • nena

    See I disagree, GC does nothing but call attention to the article!! If you read the articles usually they only discredit the other tabloid! And say how this tab has lied about this before, and this before! Most of the time they don’t come right out and say “Her or his agents have said this is not true” that his how if they were debunking something really would go!! They prob have deals with the tabs, GC feeds them stories, tabs pay GC and then GC gets hits by debunking them!!

  • nena

    I would be interested to hear it also!! I think all pice were photoshopped and/or manip!! If u really look at the pics most don’t even look like they are aware of each other! I think the fact that they were so poorly done is a clue that someone was trying to tell us this is crap! Have you read the justice for Kristen site, or abbeysbooks blog?

  • quest

    We knew it’s FOS BECAUSE WE FOLLOW GOSSIP COP. If we didn’t, we wouldn’t. There’s an artical about this in the latest Scientific American Mind. Our natural tendencey is to believe what we read or hear. Belief is our resting state. Disbelief takes effort.

  • guest

    They say “a source close to the couple”, leaving the name of the source open because if they said,”The Star’s agent says….” paranoiacs among us would respond, “Well, of course the star’s agent would deny it”. In the case of the only stars anybody here cares about, they leave open the possibility that it might even be the star himelf because, it actually might be (the Frenkle/Abrams connection).

  • guest

    OK, abbysbooks, the Christmas guests have flown. Here’s the critique of the paps pics I promised you. You’ll need to put up Lynnette’s photos for reference. They seem to have disappeared from Justice For Kristen, but here’s a link I hope will work: Http//www.lynnette-perkes.com/gossip8.htp.

    THE REASON THERE APPEAR TO BE “TWO SUNS IN THE SKY” IS THAT YOU HAVEN’T TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT THE EFFECTS OF PERSPECTIVE AND FORESHORTENING.

    Run through the photos quickly and note how much the length of the railing seems to differ from one photo to another. Photo #1 shows the effect of stationing the camera and the picture plane (the “window” through which the observer enters the picture) close to the subject. You get a large size differential between near end of the railing and the far end. The railing starts out large in the foreground and gets rapidly smaller as it it retreats toward the vanishing point. This gives an extreme sense of distance, and makes the railing look long.

    When the camera is stationed farther away, however, as in photo #2, we no longer get a significant size differential between near and far. Without this clue, we lose our sense of distance–of depth. As the railing retreats toward the vanishing point, it looks not so much forshortened as simply short. This photo is similar to the paps pics of Kristen and Rupert by the railing. It was shot from almost the same angle and almost the same, long distance, as the paps photos, and the resulting shallow depth of field is the basis for the confusion about the light source, in both this photo and the paps’ pics.

    In photo #2, the light is definitely coming from behind the figure. Note the bright line that traces the back of the figure. It’s not as bright as the bright line that outlines Ru and K’s backs in the paps pics, probably because the light is weaker. Those were taken at the height of summer, these apparently, in early autumn. Still, it tells you the light is coming from the same direction–from behind and to the left of the figure. But where is the corresponding shadow that should fall on the railing to the front and the right of the figure? The only trace of shadow is the thin, grey line extending from the figure’s right hand. That thin, grey line, improbable as it may seem, is the figure’s shadow! It has been forshortened–compressed laterally–in the same proportion and in the same direction as the railing, so that thin line is all you see of it. If you had been present, however, and standing near the figure, the railing would have appeared at its normal length and so would her shadow. Her shadow would have been and looked approximatey as wide as her body.

    This affect applies to the pics of Rupert and Kristen, as well. It explains why the shadow their bodies cast on the railing looks so inadequate. This shadow, too, has been diminished by perspective. It has been drastically shortened and compressed, along with the railing on which it falls. Had the camera been stationed nearer to the railing, the pics would have had enough depth of field to make the forshortening evident immediately, and this misunderstanding would not have happened.

    The shadows the figures cast on the ground are also foreshortened, of course, but not quite as much, since the ground is not as close to the cameraman’s line of sight.

  • guest

    Regarding the objection that the folliage doesn’t appear to move, in the paps pics: The leaves may very well have been trembling slightly, but not enough that it was evident, in those small photos.There isn’t really much air movement. In the pics where the hair is really flying around, it’s doing so because she’s shaking her head. In the others, yes, the breeze is enough to lift individual hairs slightly, but takes far less force to lift a hair than a leaf, whose stem is hundreds of times thicker and stiffer. Leaves don’t move around and change position, like hairs do, in a breeze. After they move, they return to their original resting state, because that’s the form their architecture dictates.

  • guest

    Yes, of course, and I’ve found all the conspiracy theories far too Byzantine and paranoid to be convincing–far to contray to everything I know about human nature. To suppose that Kristen would appologize publicly and humilliatingly for something she had not done seems completely preposterous to me, as does the idea that she would let People Magazine publish a confession she had not made, without demanding a retraction. I believe there is zero probability of either of those things.

  • http://twitter.com/renate2009 gabriele

    will a boobjob make her smarter

  • guest

    They need to keep rob’s name out there and interest in him alive, thats what he pays his manager for. Twilight is over and who knows where his career will go and so the stories will get sillier and sillier and one day they will stop.

  • guest

    Gee, I dont see that at all and I sure dont see Rob as a rare gem. Take the Hemsworths, they care about their women and they show it. Rob has never shown anything for Kristen or said anything about his so called feelings for her. He lets his fans do the imagining and talking for him. And he says nothing and he does nothing.

  • guest

    Thats his usual blank look.

  • zoe-uk
  • cathryn Delgado

    why did you take my comment

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