Kristen Stewart + Rob Pattinson = Not Pregnant

Kristen Stewart NW Magazine Rob Pattinson Twilight

7:28 pm, July 10th, 2009

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We just got morning sickness reading this story about Kristen Stewart. According to NW Magazine in Australia, the same country that gave us Vegemite and “Crocodile Dundee,” “Twilight” star Kristen Stewart is pregnant with co-star Robert Pattinson’s baby. (You read that right.)

NW Magazine, which has the “exclusive” (now and for perpetuity), adds that Stewart was “so worried someone would discover her secret she sent a close pal to buy a pregnancy test kit.”

Even more absurd? The tab says, “because of the timing, she thinks Rob could be the father.” Wow, what can be more embarrassing than finding out you’re not the father of a fictitious baby? Uh, writing this nonsense?

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