Kris Humphries Has “Film Footage” to Expose Kim Kardashian’s “Fake Butt”?
“Kim’s Fake Butt Exposed,” screams a headline in the National Enquirer, which goes on to claim, “Kim Kardashian‘s big booty is a big, fat, fake… and her estranged hubby Kris Humphries is threatening to expose the truth!”
According to the tabloid, even though Kardashian proved her rump is real with an x-ray on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians, “insiders” swear she uses “butt pads” — and Humphries has videotaped evidence. A so-called “source” for the Enquirer says Humphries is aware of all of Kardashian’s big bottom “secrets,” including how she “uses ‘booty pads,’ Spanx and other things to enhance it.”
What’s more, says the magazine’s alleged insider, the NBA player “knows what the real thing looks like — because he’s recorded it on his cell phone camera!” Kardashian was so troubled that taped footage of her tush could leak out, says the Enquirer, she right away “cut short an Australian business trip… and flew back to L.A.”
After Kardashian “frantically called” Humphries to no avail from home, reports the tab, “she hopped a red-eye flight to his parents’ home in Minnesota to talk to him in person.” Kardashian’s quick trip, explains the magazine, was “to make sure Kris keeps the secrets about her body to himself — and never, ever releases the film footage he has of her.”
Wait. So, Kardashian’s butt x-rays were bogus, and the one and only reason she bailed on paid promotional events, and flew halfway around the world to meet the Humphries, was so that he won’t release video of her “phony” behind?
This tail, er, tale is NOT true. A source close to Humphries assures Gossip Cop that the tab’s premise is “completely false.” Once again, the only fakes here are the dumb*sses at the Enquirer.