Kourtney Kardashian Preparing for Keeping Up with the Kardashians Water Birth?

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Kourtney Kardashian Ryan Seacrest

4:03 pm, July 2nd, 2012

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According to the National Enquirer, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” boss Ryan Seacrest was recently asked to sign off on high-tech underwater cameras and expensive underwater lenses for the show.

Why?

The tabloid says it’s because Kourtney Kardashian is “kontemplating underwater-birthing her about-to-be-born second baby, so producers krave the right equipment to kapture the krucial moment!”

If only the Enquirer would spend as much time on actual reporting as it does on cutesy — or “kutesy” — spelling.

Regardless, Kardashian has said she is NOT planning a water birth.

The tabloid seems to be confused by Kardashian having watched one a few weeks back.

Maybe the Enquirer should try “keeping up.”

A source close to the show assures Gossip Cop that no expensive cameras have been bought for the non-existent water birth.

The Enquirer = klueless.

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