Kourtney And Khloe Take The Hamptons Recap: Kourtney Reveals Third Baby’s A Boy, Scott & Khloe Do Show From Bathtub
“Kourtney And Khloe Take The Hamptons” this Sunday began with the revelation that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick’s third child will be a boy. Kourtney says she’s “so happy,” but Mason was less than enthusiastic, saying, “I wanted a girl.” They, along with Khloe, then hit the beach, where Kourtney announced that she would love to go sailing because she’s a “sick sailor” and had a sailing license. No one, however, believed her and so they later called her bluff.
Another plot line was that Khloe and Disick started a new podcast, which they broadcast from inside a bathtub. They dubbed the show, “The Lord And His Lady.” Not weird enough? Disick, even though the podcast could not be seen (just heard), set up candles for the bath with his girlfriend’s sister. Still, not weird enough? While in the bathtub, Khloe was dressed in a red Baywatch bathing suit and told Disick to “take off your shirt,” before asking him, “Do you get shrinkage?” She also quizzed her sister’s boyfriend about erections and having sex with Kourtney in the bathtub.
Following that bizarreness, Khloe said she had a tick on her butt, prompting a scene in one of the bedrooms with Disick and Kourtney, who then removed the critter from Khloe’s behind. Kourtney tells the camera, “Of course, I took the tick out perfectly,” adding that she should now be called “Nurse Kourtney.”
OK, so she could remove a tick with a pair of tweezers, but could Kourtney really sail? Disick called her on it by having a sailboat delivered to the property. He then tells the camera, “I’m calling Kourtney out,” adding, “She’s not a sailor, I know she’s not a sailor… I need to see if she can sail.” And even though Kourtney says it wasn’t a good day for sailing, she, Disick and Khloe pile into the boat. First, Kourtney crashed the boat into their dock and then the vessel started to fill up with water. Once back on land, Khloe told Kourtney that she was the “worst sailor ever.”
Next, Disick was supposed to star in French Montana’s video for “Don’t Panic.” Even though he was the lead character in the video, which also starred the rapper and Khloe, on the day of the shoot in New Jersey, Disick bailed. While everyone was waiting for him on the set, Khloe and Montana called him. On the phone, Disick said, “I’m not driving three hours to do this sh*t,” using the excuse that shoots like that tend to have lots of alcohol and because he’s trying to stay sober, he thought it best to not do it. Khloe, who noted that they moved around the shoot date to accommodate Disick in the first place, says she’s very “disappointed” with him. As Gossip Cop reported, the video for “Don’t Panic” ultimately drew some controversy because of its use of guns and imagery of a woman seemingly being tortured.
Later, during a second podcast, Khloe slammed Disick for being the “biggest flake of all.” She tore into him for a while with a slew of curses before walking off. Kourtney then said she supported Disick for taking himself out of a potentially bad situation, but told him he should have been more upfront with Khloe. Disick then apologized to Khloe, especially after he learned that she gave up a paying radio host job to do their little podcast together. After Khloe said Disick was “not a team player,” the two made up.
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