MAG: Kim Kardashian Abandoned by Kris Humphries

Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Kris Humphries Life & Style Scott Disick

1:43 pm, September 28th, 2011

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“Kris Abandons Kim,” reads a headline from Life & Style, which goes on to claim that, “Just a month into her marriage, Kim Kardashian rarely sees hubby Kris Humphries.”

The mag says Humphries has effectively “ditched his bride,” pointing out that on September 17, he and Kourtney Kardashian‘s beau Scott Disick flew to Toronto to host a party without their women, and “spent the raucous night reveling with Kardashian look-alikes.”

The tab claims Humphries has continuously left Kardashian to enjoy his “budding bromance” with Disick, noting that the men hung out at New York’s Bounce Sporting Club on September 14, as well as at Winston’s Champagne Bar the following week.

And just one day after their post-wedding party in New York City, says Life & Style, “Kris chose alone time — getting a 60-minute massage at Exhale Spa on Sept. 1 — over his other half.”

So let’s get this straight: Humphries’ bonding with his brother-in-law and leaving Kardashian for 60 minutes is somehow evidence that he’s “abandoning” her?

Ha.

Despite the mag’s ridiculous premise, Kardashian and Humphries are enjoying their time as newlyweds in New York, and just this past Sunday they spent the day watching football together at a local sports bar.

Once again, Life & Style ditches the facts in an attempt to create drama where there is none.

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