Khloe Kardashian Does NOT Have A Penis, Despite Claim

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By Michael Lewittes

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Khloe Kardashian does not have a penis, despite a new claim. Gossip Cop can correct this re-dick-ulous claim.

In a new report, the ding-a-lings at MediaTakeOut ask, “How certain are we that she was born a female?” Alongside a picture of Kardashian in tight Spandex, the webloid further questions, “What is that in Khloe Kardashian’s pants?” According to the transphobic site, Kardashian recently left a gym with “what appeared to be a Caitlyn Jenner stick in her pants.” Oddly, MediaFakeOut is the same site that Gossip Cop busted when it wrongly reported in September that Jenner underwent gender reassignment surgery.

Regardless of the site’s conflicting reporting about Jenner, MTO’s private dicks feel they’ve now uncovered evidence that Kardashian has a penis, noting cockily, “Ain’t it a little weird that she’s the one Kardashian that never really got nekkid anywhere,” and also that “she ain’t got kids either.” Yes, a woman who’s never posed full-frontal nude and who doesn’t have children must secretly be hiding a penis somewhere.

Interestingly, these are the same putzes whose balls Gossip Cop busted a year ago when they wrongly reported “Khloe’s pregnant.” In any event, let Gossip Cop firmly state for the record: Khloe Kardashian does NOT have a penis.

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