Katy Perry: I Fart in Front Of Robert Pattinson
Well, this ought to shut the tabloids up once and for all. Katy Perry, who has repeatedly been wrongly linked to her pal Robert Pattinson, tells the September issue of Elle UK that the pair’s relationship is so platonic that “I fart in front of him.” Oh, do tell more! The pop star shared with the magazine, “Okay, so here’s the proof there was never anything going on with me and Robert Pattinson. I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never, ever fart in front of a man I am dating. That’s a rule.”
Perry went on to explain, “He’s my bud, I’m like his big sister. We just hang out,” revealing, “The other day, I said: ‘One of the things I’m most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.’ And that’s true.” In the same interview, the “Teenage Dream” singer said she recently texted Kristen Stewart to shoot down the false rumors about her and Pattinson.
It is always nice when a celebrity publicly confirms what Gossip Cop has been exclusively reporting for days, weeks, and sometimes months beforehand. And we certainly have among the best sources when it comes to Pattinson and Perry, as our loyal readers have grown to know. Sadly, though, we fully anticipate that some of the tabloids and lesser sites will continue to manufacture untrue romantic stories about the two famous friends, but remember, like Perry, those outlets are just full of gas.