Kanye West NOT Cheating With Pia Mia
The rapper “has taken the up-and-coming pop star under his wing, and his new bride is green with jealousy over it,” explains the tabloid. (In the alternate reality Star inhabits, West and Kardashian are already married; in fact, they are not.)
“Kim has been hearing a lot of whispers that Kanye is just too interested in helping this gorgeous girl, and she is worried that if they spend too much time together something will happen,” some “source” tells Star.
The tab’s insider adds, “They had a huge, screaming fight about it, and Kim went nuts. It got so heated, she ended up storming out and slamming the door behind her!”
Wow. Sounds intense and fake, just like the fight between Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner that a Star source made up on Wednesday.
The magazine goes on to mention how Pia Mia is a close friend of Kendall and Kylie Jenner, and has spent lots of time in the studio with West, who has allegedly exchanged “flirty texts” with her. According to Star, the teenager has “been adding to the buzz that she’s in the middle of a romance with Kanye by not issuing a denial.” Oh, we didn’t realize that not denying a completely ridiculous rumor is evidence that the rumor is true.
The Star source claims Kardashian confronted West and “asked him point-blank if he was cheating on her. Of course, he denied it. But Kim told him that if she discovered that he was lying, she’d end the relationship.”
Fascinating. None of this happened, and there’s absolutely nothing to the Pia Mia-Kanye West allegations.
On Wednesday, Khloe Kardashian laughed off the rumor on Twitter. “I know I’m late but seeing a rumor about Kanye & Kylie’s teenage friend!” she tweeted. “They don’t even work together! How do these rumors get started! LOL.”
Star has been generating a lot of laughs. Just not much news.