JWoww Announces: Eight Presidents “I’d Like to F**k”


By Daniel Gates


JWoww is filled with Presidents’ Day excitement!

Ever the patriot, the “Jersey Shore” star chose to celebrate the holiday by combing American history and unveiling a list of PILFS.

That’s right!

JWoww has selected eight “Presidents I’d Like To F**k” – and the list includes a couple of surprises!

In (apparently) no particular order:

Ulysses S. Grant
Abraham Lincoln
Bill Clinton
George Washington
George W. Bush
Ronald Reagan
Barack Obama
John F. Kennedy

Given their well-documented sex lives, Clinton and Kennedy’s inclusion make some sense.

But we never expected JWoww would “smoosh” a Civil War general!

Sadly, William Howard Taft again gets the PILF shaft.

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