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JWoww Announces: Eight Presidents “I’d Like to F**k”

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JWoww is filled with Presidents’ Day excitement!

Ever the patriot, the “Jersey Shore” star chose to celebrate the holiday by combing American history and unveiling a list of PILFS.

That’s right!

JWoww has selected eight “Presidents I’d Like To F**k” – and the list includes a couple of surprises!

In (apparently) no particular order:

Ulysses S. Grant
Abraham Lincoln
Bill Clinton
George Washington
George W. Bush
Ronald Reagan
Barack Obama
John F. Kennedy

Given their well-documented sex lives, Clinton and Kennedy’s inclusion make some sense.

But we never expected JWoww would “smoosh” a Civil War general!

Sadly, William Howard Taft again gets the PILF shaft.

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  • Dsabarbie747

    I bet she picked those presidents because those are the only ones she knows….

  • lori

    Wow, this girl is a total moron. Regardless of your political beliefs, this is amazingly disrespectful to the office of the POTUS. Not to mention the fact that the living Presidents on her list have wives. Trash, trash, pure trash!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SAZLCDMUILH6HMRHEFQTZCOL34 MLB

    What about FDR? Not into kinky wheelchair shit?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510160350 Lerk Art

    What a dumb fucking whore

  • Chris R

    I second that statement – classless too.

  • Kaitlyn

    Im pleasantly surprised everyone on her list of Presidents has actually been President.
    That being said, the list is still bizarre disgusting and disrespectful. Even though Clinton JFK (and Jefferson though he’s not on the list) have had some “experiences” She’s too trashy for them. I think we can all agree Jwoww is kinda on a different level than Marilynn Monroe

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/WPC2JD7RP2VNPWJYZLKMJ2D4PY Hmmmm

    Just when you think she couldn’t get any more “classless” she posts this…. WOW… Her parents must be so proud!

  • Regina1180

    Wow!

    And not in a good way.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WIQLAJS7JOOEHGMZ5ZD5KCFJY4 Haya

    *facepalm*

  • Calgirltara

    Yea but they would never fuck you dearie, so get over yourself and try to enroll in a basic manners class, oh and maybe go back and finish 3rd grade?

  • D. Martin

    That’s the EXACT reaction I had when I read this. I’ll bet her parents are so proud…

  • http://www.facebook.com/RTCastleberry R.T. Castleberry

    Now if she could find one that wanted an STD, she’d be swingin’.

  • Phweston0269

    What..she passed on Millard Filmore??!? Now there was a real stud!

  • Maggimaenot

    This country is going to Hell and fast!

  • Haidarlol

    haha I wass thinking the same, poor Bitch! rofl!

  • Sheelly

    Who is this person and why should we care? Reality television has degraded society to such an extreme that we’re inundated with such drivel and nonsense? Shameful.

  • Sheelly

    Who is this person and why should we care? Reality television has degraded society to such an extreme that we’re inundated with such drivel and nonsense? Shameful.

  • Mandy150

    No class whatsoever. Sad. The fact that we, as a society, call someone as trashy and talentless as this girl famous is a disgrace in itself.

  • French Flies

    How revolting.

  • Me2012

    Seriously?!?!?? Some things need to be kept to yourself.

  • Laarni

    Gossip Cop, you’re stooping low here. Who is this girl, and why does she deserve to even have a headline? Pure trash.

  • Knighthawk

    Let’s be honest after the Bill and Monica scandal Ol Bubba would be all over this prostitute like white on rice! Not to mention Jfk’s mind would be blown if he got his hands on her! Oh wait his mind was already blown away by his Vice President!

    I do agree tho this is a talentless 2 dollar prostitute made rediculously famous for no reason! Not to mention America is a shameful disgrace!

    Signed a CANUCK!

  • Paul Steyh

    odd isn’t it? Tho, how those house republicans call Obama the PILE. I question their oreantation.

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