“Just Announced” Kristen Stewart Role Shocks Site

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(HollywoodLife.com)

There’s no better place than HollywoodLife for “breaking” news!

Ask Aaron Eckhart and Molly Sims, whose relationship the site ended only three months after they did it themselves!

Or Ron Livingston and Rosemarie DeWitt, the “hot new couple” the site outed two months after they’d gotten married!

Always ahead of the curve, HollywoodLife sniffs out another stunner today.

“Just Announced! Kristen Stewart’s New Movie!” declares the headline. “Is Robert Pattinson In It?”

Whoa… another movie for Stewart this year? One “just announced”?

There’s already The Yellow Handkerchief, Welcome to the Rileys, The Runaways, and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

What’s been “announced” now?

“The drama Welcome to the Rileys, which premiered at Sundance this year, has been picked up for distribution!” reports HollywoodLife.

Um… we already said Welcome to the Rileys.

“Can you believe K-Stew is playing a prostitute?” HollywoodLife cries.

Um… yes. Yes we can. Because — as the site itself saysWelcome to the Rileys screened at Sundance.

It’s completed. It’s been seen. It’s been reviewed.

“Sadly, there won’t be any R-Patz in this movie,” HollywoodLife confides.

No, but he’s already seen and commented on it.

Because, again… it’s not a “new” film.

All that was “announced” this week was the distributor for Welcome to the Rileys.

That’s it.

It’s only a “shocking new role” for Stewart for outlets several months behind.

Anyway, Gossip Cop is hearing rumors about a possible new movie called Iron Man 2. VERY hush hush. We’ll let you know what we hear!

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4 comments
  • megadawnable says:

    hahaha, love the sarcasm

  • iknowitsfake says:

    noooooo! you’ve got to be kidding me.
    hollywoodlife get yourself a newspaper.

  • deepady says:

    yes its nice to watch this…
    http://mymovees.com

  • MahaRox666 says:

    HollywoodLife is so out of it!


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