Joan Rivers reportedly takes a shot at Kristen Stewart in her new book. The New York Post has excerpted part of Rivers’ upcoming “Diary of a Mad Diva,” in which the comedian (not surprisingly) goes after a number of big Hollywood stars.
Rivers is quoted as writing, “Many stars only do one thing well. Of course, the best one-trick pony is Kristen Stewart, who got a whole career by being able to juggle directors’ balls.”
Ouch. The diss, of course, is a not-so-subtle reference to Stewart’s fling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. Stewart is not Rivers’ only target.
“No one is allowed to dress up anymore during Award Season,” she writes in the book. “The networks have new decency guidelines, which insist that no more breasts, buttocks or genitalia show. Luckily, because of celebrities like Pharrell and his stupid hat, we’ll still be able to see a–holes.”
And she also zings an old favorite. The Post quotes her as writing, “It’s all over the news that Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy to prevent getting cancer. I think Paris Hilton should… step up to the plate and try to prevent STDs. It would be so easy for her. All she would have to do is have her knees fused together.”
What do you think of Rivers’ jokes?
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