Jimmy Kimmel Mocks ISIS Pay Cuts With Commercial For New Career Training At ISISTT Tech (VIDEO)
Jimmy Kimmel mocked the recent ISIS pay cuts on Thursday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live” with a fake commercial about its members having to go back to a school to train for skills in new careers. See the funny video below!
Kimmel explained in his introduction that the Islamic State recently announced it is cutting the salaries of its fighters in half, which means “some ISIS fighters are exploring other careers” to earn more money. That lead to a taped mock commercial for ISISTT Tech, where several ISIS Members noted how they each got a fresh start at “the first and only tech college for jihadist militants.”
One masked militant exclaimed in the fake commercial, “Now, I’m not just a dangerous fanatic, I have a degree in auto management.” The ad showed other options ISISTT Tech students can get degrees in, including massage therapy, and cosmetology. One jihadist revealed that he is getting a degree in floral design, and was proud that he “just keeps getting better and better.” Another ISIS member said that he is now a dental hygienist and, “with the money I saved, I was able to buy an anti-aircraft from an illegal arms dealer.” The commercial ended with ISISTT Tech’s slogan, “Be a smarter martyr.”
Watch the video below of Jimmy Kimmel mocking the ISIS pay cuts with a commercial for ISISTT Tech.