Jessica Simpson Baby “Exclusive” Smells Like a Dirty Diaper
10:58 am, December 1st, 2010
(Life & Style)
Life & Style has a big Jessica Simpson cover “exclusive” this week: “I’m Having A Baby!”
The magazine’s cover promises all sorts of details about Simpson’s “morning sickness” and cravings and claims that she’s “rushing” to marry Eric Johnson.
Of course, it’s all a big bait-and-switch.
As Gossip Cop reported already, Simpson is not about to “welcome a little bundle of joy,” as Life & Style alleges.
And the magazine knows Simpson is not pregnant — which is why the article itself backs away from all of its own claims.
The singer had “what seemed like morning sickness” backstage at “The Early Show,” guesses the desperate mag. And while at a family dinner in New York, Simpson “gave in to her cravings” by having a big meal and alcoholic drinks.
So it turns out the cravings Life & Style advertises on its cover to trick people into thinking Simpson is pregnant actually show that she isn’t.
“Jessica may not be pregnant now,” the tabloid admits, several paragraphs into a story that’s supposedly all about Simpson being pregnant now. But she wants to have children, which Life & Style treats as the same thing.
“I can’t wait to have kids,” the mag quotes Simpson as saying. “I’d love six kids running around.”
Maybe they could run Life & Style.
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