Jessica Simpson Demands Special Treatment At DMV?

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Jessica Simpson DMV

By Michael Lewittes

Jessica Simpson DMV


“The DMV Doesn’t Care Who You Are, Jessica Simpson!” blares a particularly nasty item from Perez Hilton, who falsely claimed some time ago to be a kinder and gentler blogger. Perez reports that Simpson “got quite the taste of humble pie recently when she attempted to use her star power for special treatment while renewing her license at the DMV – and was shot down by one of the badass bitches employed at the hell on Earth.”

The overly excited Perez exclaims, “Oh, man! This must have been EPIC!” and “We wish we could have seen it in person!” According to Perez, a “witness” to the entire encounter says, “Jessica didn’t want to sit with the average Joes who were ahead of her. So she went to the front desk and asked in a low voice if she could have access to a private room while waiting for her number to be called. The no-nonsense female staffer answered Jessica in a loud, forceful voice, saying, ‘Miss Simpson, we didn’t do that for the governor and we certainly aren’t doing it for you!’ Jessica pouted and scowled as she sat with her arms folded and stared straight ahead, kicking her foot. But hopefully she learned two big lessons – everyone gets treated the same way at the DMV and next time, MAKE AN APPOINTMENT!”

Perez then editorializes: “Burn! Talk about HUMILIATING!” He adds, “We would have been MORTIFIED!” Actually, Perez should be “mortified” by his daily inaccurate reports. Had he fact-checked for one split second, as Gossip Cop did, he would have found out that Simpson wasn’t even at the DMV in L.A. at all. Actually, a source close to the actress-singer tells Gossip Cop she still has a Texas license. Burn, Perez!

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