Jersey Shore Recap: No Birthday Sex for Pauly D (VIDEO)

Jersey Shore Pauly D

2:44 pm, January 20th, 2012

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It’s been a wild fifth season so far on “Jersey Shore” (what else is new?), and Thursday’s installment was no different.

The gang celebrated Pauly D’s 31st birthday, and everyone’s favorite DJ met a lovely young woman while partying, eventually taking her back to the famed seaside house.

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But things did not turn out as Pauly had hoped.

The other “Shore”-ians are crestfallen when the visitor leaves in a cab, depriving the birthday boy of sex.

“She seems like a nice girl,” says Deena.

Ronnie replies, “That’s why she doesn’t belong here.”

Check out the video below!

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