Jennifer Lawrence: I Want A Boyfriend Who Will “Fart In Front Of Me” — Or Larry David

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By Shari Weiss

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Jennifer Lawrence is revealing her recipe for the perfect guy, and there’s some bodily functions involved. The Oscar winner says she wants a boyfriend who “isn’t afraid to fart in front of me [rather] than to have big, passionate love.” “I’d rather have just a peaceful time,” she tells Vanity Fair as part of her new cover story. “[Those relationships] are deeper because you can be your true self with somebody, and somebody can be their true self with you.”

Sharing two of Lawrence’s top interests, television and eating, is important, too. “I would just rather have somebody that has the same taste in reality TV,” says the actress, going on to reveal that her picks include “Shark Tank,” “Dance Moms,” “Doomsday Preppers,” and “Hoarders.” She continues, “I love ‘Intervention,’ New York ‘Housewives’ — and Beverly Hills, New Jersey, and Atlanta Housewives. I mean, I love them all, but Miami — oh, my God! Miami is really special.” And no gluten-free diets allowed, or what Lawrence calls “the new cool eating disorder, the ‘basically I just don’t eat carbs.’”

Lawrence further tells the magazine, “I don’t like fighting, and I find argumentative people the most annoying people on the planet. Like, why do you still want to be fighting? It’s just unattractive.” “We should both just move on and watch TV,” she says. “Basically, what I’m saying is all I need in a relationship is somebody to watch TV with me.”

So, who is the star’s ideal man? Lawrence says to her interviewer, “Do you like ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’? Do you like Larry David? I’m in love with him, and I have been for a really long time.” “I worship Woody Allen,” she adds, “but I don’t feel it below the belt the way I do for Larry David.” Chris Martin, you have some competition.

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