MAG: Jennifer Aniston “Unhappy” Liv Tyler’s Talking About Justin Theroux’s “Large Bulge”
“Jumpy Jen’s New Fear: Battle Of The Bulge,” reads the headline of a National Enquirer story that goes on to claim Jennifer Aniston is very upset that Justin Theroux’s “Leftovers” co-star Liv Tyler recently dished about his “large bulge” on “Watch What Happens Live.”
“[Aniston] was definitely unhappy when she heard how Liv had talked openly about Justin’s large manhood on a national TV show,” a so-called “source” tells the magazine in bizarrely unnatural language.
And Aniston is “suspicious” of Theroux’s “flirty” relationship with Tyler, says the tabloid, adding, her “worst fears are being confirmed.”
What so-called “fears” is the outlet even referring to?
The Enquirer’s manufactured story is built on the premise that Aniston’s ex-husband Brad Pitt fell for his “sultry brunette” co-star 10 years ago, and now here is Tyler, also a brunette, talking openly about her man’s “bulge.”
Of course, this is the same outlet that wrongly reported Aniston was getting a “facelift” before seeing Angelina Jolie at George Clooney’s wedding; that Theroux’s “jutting veins” remind of her Jolie; and that she flirted with her Cake co-star Sam Worthington.
Regardless, a source tells Gossip Cop this story is “completely false.”