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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Planning “Big Fat Greek Wedding”?

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1:10 pm, April 4th, 2012

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“It’s going to be a ‘Big Fat Greek Wedding’ for Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux,” begins a piece from the National Enquirer, which claims the two “plan to tie the knot this summer on the island of Crete.”

The mag says Aniston’s cousin Antonis Anastassakis “confirmed the upcoming nuptials when he spilled the beans to a local TV station in Greece early last month,” although the tab has no quotes from his alleged interview.

But, conveniently, the Enquirer has lots and lots of details about the supposed wedding from Aniston “insiders.”

According to one alleged source, “Jennifer and Justin have agreed that they want to tie the knot in Crete, specifically in the beautiful town of Chania, where her father was born.”

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The purported insider explains, “Her father always made sure that she appreciated her Greek roots, and Jennifer feels Crete is the ideal setting for her nuptials.”

“Jennifer has already invited her former ‘Friends’ co-star Courteney Cox and new BFF Chelsea Handler to be co-maids of honor,” notes the source, adding, “She also wants to include Courteney’s daughter Coco as a flower girl.”

Hmm.

This great wealth of detail about Aniston and Theroux’s alleged Greek nuptials can only mean one of two things: Either one of the Enquirer‘s reporters is moonlighting as a celebrity wedding planner OR the entire story is made up.

Given the tabloid’s dicey track record regarding the pair, and the fact that a member of Theroux’s inner circle tells Gossip Cop they have not heard one thing about a Greek wedding for the couple, we’re going to go with the latter.

Looks like the tab’s tale is just one BIG FAT LIE.

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  • Chris R

    Well she has the fat head for it.

  • Aphroditi

    Poor woman, from Brad Pitt to this troll. Aya ya ya.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DS6DUCY2U34OGPE2C5MOUQ4GWI mary

    I dont know if i should be happy or sad but just today i have read about 4 articles of jen.
    why but only one of them is the truth her instyle uk may 2012 issue at dailymail.com

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DS6DUCY2U34OGPE2C5MOUQ4GWI mary

    just yesterday they wrote an article about jen hiding her secret brother and her famous dad had his reps confirm enews is actually not a secret brother but a brother who has been to several of her premieres including 2004 along came polly. her brother is the cutest thing ever and looks a bit like jen too

  • luckywoman

    i think this man is much better than pitt either in looks or in character. jen is lucky

  • maddi

    He is a big improvement from the cheater

  • Essa

    Jen had Pitt in his prime. Now he looks like he’s been chewed up and spit out. Justin is very handsome.

  • Letitia_abbott

    I thought that Crete was its own country, when did it become part of Greece?

  • BestCouple

    Justin is definitely much better than her ex. Jen is a very lucky woman.

  • Susan beauchamp

    everyone deserves some happiness. let things beeeeeeeeeeee……………….

  • Leabelcher49

    can’t think of a more beautiful place to get married, my fav. greek island

  • goldy

    OMG, I really can’t tell if stupid or troll

  • Sallyann

    Jen has a lovely personality and looks you must be insanely jealous. If so seek help.

  • HomewreckerAniston

    Newsflash! Justin IS the cheater! Haven’t you heard!? Aniston STOLE him from heidi Bivens when she seduced him on the set of WanderSLUT. Its so ironic that you loonistons slam Brad for something (its now been proven) he never did, but you actually endorse Aniston being involved with a cheater called Justin? What sort of moral gymnastics do you use, to justify that? You like all loonistons, are a HYPOCRITE! Brad was a good man she threw away (and now no doubt regrets). Aniston is a homewrecker who broke up Heidi Bivens and Justin Theroux’s home. So how can you say Justin, a CHEATER, who cheated on his partner who he shared a life and a HOME with, is a ‘big improvement’? You have no moral compass and are seriously fucked in the head.

  • HomewreckerAniston

    Gywneth Paltrow had Brad in his prime. Heidi Bivens never had Justin in his prime, because Justin is a short, blading greasy troll-looking garden gnome. Aniston is scum, a homewrecker.

  • HomewreckerAniston

    Justin cheated on Heidi Bivens with Aniston, so HOW is he much better than her ex, and how is Aniston very lucky? Aniston is a homewrecking whore, and most women would not think a woman with a CHEATER is ‘very lucky’ at all. Justin will cheat on Aniston. How you get em, is how you lose em, and Justin is a cheating douchebag. But aniston definitely deserves it. Aniston and Theroux are cheating skanks and deserve each other. Aniston’s ex (all of them) are better off without her slimy over-stretched stank homewrecking vagina.

  • HomewreckerAniston

    Wake up you brainwshed fool, Aniston is an evil manipulative bitch. No one would be jealous of unfortunate-looking Maniston and her STOLEN short balding greaseball cheating douchebag Justin.

  • HomewreckerAniston

    Justin didn’t marry his life partner of FOURTEEN YEARS, so what makes anyone believe he’d make a ‘woman’ out of the slut he cheated with? Guaranteed, Justin is already seeing another woman on the side. he cheated WITH Aniston, he will cheat ON her, garanteed. Aniston deserves every bit of pain she gets, the homewrecking slimy slut.

  • HomewreckerAniston

    Yeah, Justin is a short balding greaseball and he cheated with Aniston the homewrecker on his life partner of 14 years when aniston seduced him on the set of WanderSLUT. If you think an ugly guy who looks like a troll and who cheats on women is ‘better’ than you have no moral compass, your values are very warped and sick, and you are truly sick in the head. Brad is everything Justin the cheating douchebag isn’t. GORGEOUS, classy, hot, loyal, a generous heart. Guaranteed Aniston is already regretting throwing Brad away for a career. She got Mayer the Golden Shower fetish, and the only other way she could get Justin was by BREAKING UP THE HOME of Theroux and Bivens. Doesn’t say much for Aniston’s morals, that she is a homewrecking slutbag skank. Her and Theroux are cheating homewrecking douchebags and deserve each other. Heidi is too classy for Theroux and Brad was too classy for Aniston. Heidi dodged a bullet and is lucky. aniston is unlucky because now she has to continually look over her shoulder because she knows all too well what Theroux is like. And if you support them, you are trash with no morals.

  • HomewreckerAniston

    Yep, she definitely downgraded. Funny you called Justin a troll – I think thats what he looks like; one of those ugly greasy troll-like creatures. A short poser in skinny jeans with his balding head and greasy face. From a man who urinated on her during sex (Mayer) to this fugly creature from the planet Gorgon, Aniston has certainly downgraded. It says a lot that the only last 2 men she could get was someone pisses on her, and the other she had to steal from another woman. And her fans think she is a ‘classy’ and ‘nice’ person. How can they be so naive and brainwashed???

  • Sallyann

    You have your knickers in a twist and very badly so. Molie is the homewrecker and you havent seen through her yet. You must be very intellectually slow.

  • Sallyann

    You need to go see a Psychiatrist. You are very poisoned tongued and you cant get the thrust if it bit your behind you are the biggest fool of all times.

  • Sallyann

    You are an idiot. I suppose you are implying that Brad’s sister and parents are nuts for treating Jennifer as a daughter still. They seem to know heaps more than you and they still love Jennifer as she was their daughter and sister does that tell you something. That is right you cant see past that man stealing trollop he has now meaning of course your favourite Molie.

  • Sallyann

    You have no morals it seems. I wouldnt want a man in bed with me who slept with that man stealing bisexual self harmng drug taking lying trollop Molie. Who also cheats on Pitt with her ex husband Thornton.

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