MAG: Jennifer Aniston is Married and Pregnant
A supposed “friend” of the couple tells the mag, “Everyone is buzzing about Jen and Justin eloping,” noting, “Jen is always in contact with her friends, but recently she and Justin went MIA for a week, after mentioning their possible elopement.”
The alleged source “suspects that the pair snuck off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, for a hush-hush ceremony,” writes the tabloid, quoting the “insider” as saying, “An extremely intimate beachside wedding in Mexico is exactly what they dreamed of.”
The mag says Aniston and Theroux likely tied the knot in secret because they may be expecting a baby.
“She’s not using birth control,” says another supposed “source,” adding, “She and Justin have been actively trying to make it happen. It won’t be long till Jen publicly announces she’s pregnant.”
So, just to sum this up, Aniston is married and possibly pregnant, according to Star.
And the mag’s timing couldn’t be more perfectly bad.
Just yesterday, an interview the actress gave during a Hollywood Foreign Press Conference made the rounds online, with Aniston quoted as saying that she was “not pregnant and not getting married any time in the near future.”
Maybe when the Star staff is done wiping all the egg off their faces, they can make us omelets.