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Busting bad dish!

MAG: Jennifer Aniston is Married and Pregnant

Truth rating: 0

(Star)

“Jen & Justin MARRIED!” blares the cover of Star magazine, which claims Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux “have secretly become man and wife.”

A supposed “friend” of the couple tells the mag, “Everyone is buzzing about Jen and Justin eloping,” noting, “Jen is always in contact with her friends, but recently she and Justin went MIA for a week, after mentioning their possible elopement.”

The alleged source “suspects that the pair snuck off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, for a hush-hush ceremony,” writes the tabloid, quoting the “insider” as saying, “An extremely intimate beachside wedding in Mexico is exactly what they dreamed of.”

The mag says Aniston and Theroux likely tied the knot in secret because they may be expecting a baby.

“She’s not using birth control,” says another supposed “source,” adding, “She and Justin have been actively trying to make it happen. It won’t be long till Jen publicly announces she’s pregnant.”

So, just to sum this up, Aniston is married and possibly pregnant, according to Star.

And the mag’s timing couldn’t be more perfectly bad.

Just yesterday, an interview the actress gave during a Hollywood Foreign Press Conference made the rounds online, with Aniston quoted as saying that she was “not pregnant and not getting married any time in the near future.”

Oops!

Maybe when the Star staff is done wiping all the egg off their faces, they can make us omelets.

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  • Anonymous

    jennifer has a nice life, no one tells her what to do, she has loads of money and a beautiful home(s) and she could adopt if she wanted a baby. so why on earth would she marry…….

  • Iced scream mans

    i readed in the nation all esqirer that the jenanni have a secrit leision with the spitts boy an he make she pregonate with a baby spitt boy an the angolina find out an make chad spitts make the jenanni have a aportion. the jenanni were so sadthat the chad make she do that she went out an maried a homeless peoples to revenge the angolinas meanness

  • Iced scream mans

    she not a dum canada peoples that why shebee handcock. you so dum you canada peoples be

  • Anonymous

    Don’t count on Star being embarrassed about this. They will just wait a few weeks and do another “she’s married and pregnant” cover and their dumb as nails readers will believe it all over again.

  • Anonymous

    tupacacoors, are there any more out there like you… I mean your family…. do you all live in the apalachians and speak your own language?

  • Iced scream mans

    it say she were pregonate and were maried an she were so they not wrong. you see i did read in the nations all esqirer that the jenanni did have a secrit rhonda view with the spitts boy an he did make she pregonate. so the star be rite. when the angolina find out she maked the spitts boy make the jenanni have a aportion.

  • http://twitter.com/americanaussie Lissa

    Hmm…interesting. I saw a picture of her earlier today and thought she had a little baby bump…the article wasn’t even about that! Crazy.

  • Iced scream mans

    any weres in america gots to be beter to be liven than the icegloos of the stupid freezed up canada. why you think all you canada peoples want to come to the america an live i ax you that shebee handcock mans. why that be. an by your way i have no familys for you information. I alone with no familar. i were foster cared in many many houses cents i were 7. i not even heared of no appleation place but even if i would a it still gots to be gooder than the freezened canada.

  • Anonymous

    Look how ugly she really is in this photo…it is her real self exposed

  • Minki

    Are you speaking English?

  • Anonymous

    she is homely and if Handler is a friend, she has to be really trashy

  • Anonymous

    listen tupac, at least here in canada we have free health care and if you lived here at least you would be able to read write and spell. although personally I think you are having us all on with your assassination of the english language.

  • Sandy

    To dfmr She is not ugly at all where is your face. You are downright jealous that she is much prettier than you and she can at least spell and write way better than you ever could.

  • Sandy

    to dfmr: Dont Judge Jennifer by her friend she isnt the same as her. I have always liked Jen she is a nice person or Justin would take off like a scalded cat. He knows exactly what Jen is like he works with her.

  • iced screamed mans

    hahaha you so funy heshe hand cock mans. you free health care in the canada be so good that you big shots peoples come to the america to be serviced. you proof to me that you canada peoples are the dumester peoples that have no things to do but ice fish in a freezen dried land scope. why they call it the yuckon no ways. you so stupid an it cuz you a canada peoples that be green with ivy of the america and its peoples. if you hate the america so bad why you not get you own gossip poleese place to write you propagation.

  • iced screamed mans

    i speaking american mini me. english is what them england peoples talk. they do be funy tho wont they when the tlak just like them dum canada peoples do. hahahahahaha laff out longer

  • iced screamed mans

    you right she a ho

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