Jennifer Aniston “Ditching” Her Friends For Justin Theroux’s?
The magazine, which embarrassingly reported the couple had broken up just days before they got engaged, claims “longtime galpals like Courteney Cox, Laura Dern and Sheryl Crow are all but history in Jen’s new world.”
According to a purported “insider” for the tab, Theroux thinks the ladies are “boring, middle-aged moms.”
The supposed “source” explains, “Justin complains all the time that Courteney, in particular, consumes too much of Jen’s time with her neediness.”
“He also doesn’t like it when her daughter, Coco [who is Aniston’s goddaughter] is around, because he says she’s rambunctious.”
So Theroux hates both moms and kids?
The tabloid goes on to claim that Aniston “seems to be bending to Justin’s will,” as she allegedly “canceled several dinner dates with Courteney.”
And her annual holiday party on December 2 “included mostly Justin’s friends, like tattoo artist Scott Campbell, actress Lake Bell, Tobey Maguire and Justin’s longtime creative collaborator, Ben Stiller.”
Wait, Tobey Maguire and Ben Stiller are hipsters now?
Not so much.
And one more thing: Stiller and Aniston are pals, having starred together in Along Came Polly.
Everything about this story is WRONG.
For starters, Theroux likes and respects Aniston’s friends so much that had dinner with them — sans Aniston — shortly before proposing to her.
Coco sat on his lap during part of the meal, and Dern’s children were there, too, so we’re pretty sure he doesn’t loathe kids.
Also, the couple’s holiday party was a coming together of all of their friends — not strictly Theroux’s.
Once again, Star proves it knows absolutely nothing about Aniston and Theroux’s relationship.
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