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MAG: Jennifer Aniston Calls Off Wedding, Wants “Revenge” on Angelina Jolie

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2:20 pm, May 5th, 2012

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Another week, another dreadful National Enquirer “report” about Jennifer Aniston.

The tabloid says she’s “called off her wedding to Justin Theroux — and it’s all Angelina Jolie’s fault!”

Of course it is!

Quick point: Aniston and Theroux never had wedding plans.

The Enquirer cluelessly claimed the couple was set to marry on Crete this summer, but Gossip Cop busted it.

Twice.

In any case, the magazine now says Aniston is “outraged that her bitter love rival has stolen her thunder once again, this time by announcing her own engagement to Jen’s ex-husband, Brad Pitt.”

According to a so-called “insider,” the “shattering news” led Aniston and Theroux to cancel their (again: non-existent) wedding plans, with Aniston allegedly convinced that Jolie “intentionally blindsided her.”

“Jen and Justin’s marriage would have been THE wedding of the year, but Angie went and hijacked Jen’s special moment,” explains the “insider,” adding, “Now, Jen wants revenge.”

Revenge?

“Angelina better watch her back,” says the Enquirer source, “Because Jen’s making plans to retaliate.”

Retaliate?

What does the tabloid think is going to happen?

Is Jennifer Aniston plotting to poison Angelina Jolie’s food? Is she going to kidnap the Jolie-Pitt kids for ransom? Will she undo Jolie’s humanitarian efforts by starting a famine somewhere?

We’re really curious to know what the Enquirer thinks Aniston has in store for Jolie, because nothing seems far-fetched when the imaginative fiction “reporters” at the tabloid get going.

Once again: Jennifer Aniston never had wedding plans to cancel.

She did not “collapse” over the Jolie-Pitt engagement news.

A source close to the actress tells us, flatly, “The Enquirer is making all of this up. Period.”

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  • Guest

    OMG! Frist off Jen was not getting married… These magazines has no other stories that they sit behind their desks and dream up ones about these couples… All of them are VERY happy right now, so why don’t you write about that.. You are only out for the money telling us one thing, when it’s just the opposite. Maybe we all should stop buying their magazines, so they don’t make money,

  • Anonymous

    This story is too ridiculous to even comment on.

  • Anonymous

    I always find these stories amusing to see how far these “writers” will go for a buck.

    Personally, I think Jennifer should start a famine somewhere as revenge. It might finally tarnish that ill deserved squeaky clean image of hers. Maybe it will help her get some juicier roles. I’ve always wanted to see her really go dark.

  • neil

    “Imaginative”? You’re too kind. If any of these “imaginative” “reporters” had any real imagination they would at least be able to create something beyond their world of “gossip speak”.

  • Ben

    lol….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brenda-Mills/100000377591626 Brenda Mills

    Stupid, just stupid. I have never nor will I ever buy any of these rags. Why should we? If you have a computer all you have to do is click on the story and then regret that you did. We can be disgusted for free.

  • Pixie

    Really why is that Pattinson, Stewart and Aniston ALWAYS get the worst and most absurd stories written about them? This is getting really boring and annoying

  • higglty pigglty

    Because they are easy targets since they generally don’t respond by denying the crap that gets written or threaten lawsuits against the writers.

  • Anonymous

    The lies they make up about certain couples in order to sell magazines is really bizarre to me. Jennifer Aniston, Brad and Angie and Justin and Jessica seem to be big targets. Maybe it is because they never respond to the lies they print. Who buys this crap though.

  • Anonymous

    most stupid story i read today

  • Guest

    NE knows that every bad comment about her will be the world happy!!!!

  • Eimarpp

    Falo inglês mas me sinto melhor em dizer em bom português: Jennifer seguiu em frente!!! Aguente, simplesmente: Jennifer seja feliz. Bjus

  • Parkermarian77

    I can’t believe the crazy lies they make up about Jennifer, Brad,Angie and .justine theroux.they make more money for the tabloids than any celebrity. They rule the magazine covers. Especially Jennifer Aniston.Why can’t you print the truth sometimes about Jen.I do believe the CD (Shadow days) by John Mayer is about Jennifer. I am calling for a boycotte of these magazines.These folks have moved on with there lives.

  • Chachitta

    Remember Jen said in an interview she would be marrying that scrawny looking man before end of this year! I like jen but not that cave looking man with heavy eyebrows-cant trust him

  • Nkpe

    Say what? Please. Aniston pays a power pr flack to drop planted stories, and respond to every negative bit of news out there. It’s how she keeps herself relevant by fake planting warring w/the jollie Pitt stories, then denying them. Everyone in Hollywood knows this.

  • http://nevadamarriageannulment.com/ Dortheawe

    In any case, the magazine now says Aniston is “outraged that her bitter love rival has stolen her thunder once again,

  • Jen

    STUPID STORY! JEN NEVER WANT TO GET MARRY

  • yah

    Your people don’t seem to understand that many so called celebs call the papparazi and mags to photo them because their life depends on being in the spotlight. When they aren’t in the spotllight, that means their career is on the downslide, such as Jen’s is now. She hasn’t been in the public media for over a month now. PR people that have ins can help to a point, but people like Angie don’t hire PR people. Jen has multiple PR people, Angie doesn’t. That means that Angie has been in the headlines on her own merit whereas Jen isn’t because her PR guy is laying low like she asked him to do until June 7th when the so called wedding plans will come out. Though they aren’t real.

  • yah

    …and yes, I do work for the media, as you call it. Jen is hoping people thinks she is preggo now and start an interest in her for her next movie. Which happens to be with her friend Ben Stiller, because after the last bomb, she knows anything Ben does is a sure hit and she asked him for any bit part.

  • yah

    Don’t like it, don’t comment.Many of these rags are bad, many know the semi-truth. Bitches can only allow you to accept them as bitches if you let it be.

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