back again, but got to comment. In Touch readers will soak this up, should have put Anniston down, before with the Simpson thing. Certain women cannot win in the gossip game. Jennifer, even if she got married, artificially inseminated, had whatever, adopted, ALL THE HEADLINES WILL SAY SHE IS COPYING BRAD AND ANGIE. WHO KNOWS IF SHE IS DATING ANYONE NOW? She can be dating someone outside the entertainment industry, and if they keep it quiet, no one would know. Maybe the paps even know, but because they would rather have a ‘LONELY DEPRESSED ANISTON’ no one will report it. Just like, Jessica Simpson must always be fat and dumped and Kate Gosselin is money hungry, a b*tch, a child abuser, etc. etc. etc. The press has a NICHE for them and is going to play it over and over again. (others-Britney-mentally incompetent, Miley-drug, alcohol abuser, whore, etc. )

He auditioned her for his beard and she couldn’t get away fast enough. Actually took her food to go on the only ‘date’ they had. There are photos of her coming out of the restaurant with a doggie bag. No joke. Look it up. Hilarious. Less than a two weeks later he was auditioning Zellwegger, who obviously has no problem being a beard for people. (See Kenny Chesney).Jen straight likes men and she likes sex. Why date someone who won’t give her that? My guess is Cooper’s rep is spreading these stories so he looks like a hetero man with women chasing after him. After dating John Mayer I doubt Jen is open to chasing around another douche, and a gay one at that.

Aniston had no problem being John Mayer’s beard, so why do u think she’d balk over Cooper? Lol Mayer tongue kissed Perez Hilton and when it got out, he THEN started dating Aniston (the whole thing was arranged by his and her pr flacks.) She got a famous ‘name’ boyfriend while brangelina hit up cannes and the oscars as tandem nominees…it was a way for her to look less pathetic, while Mayer got to deflect from his homosexual dalliance with Perez (that Mayer himself would later admit to, after first not addressing it in fear for his career). Personally, I know Cooper is straight – and it’s very clear that aniston, having been embarrassed that Bradley Cooper threw her over for cute OSCAR winning movie star and younger Renee. Something ol’ jen will never be. Aniston and her PR flack are soooo very obvious. Lololol

Renee, is that you posing as oopsy? Shouldn’t you be setting up another single girl having fun in the city shot right about now? Those from last week were hilarious. Nothing staged about those. LOL.

Unlike Jen, I think Renee has a life. She wouldn’t be trolling for blurbs on a boring TV sitcom hactress like aniston. Just because aniston admittedly wallows and follows the tabloids and hangs out with misogynistic jealous boozehound cable hosts, that doesn’t mean all women are as pathetic as her.

Renee has a life? So dragging herself and her dirty sweats to Starbucks all day and night is considered a life. LOL. And just out of curiosity when did Renee last have a career? Five or six years ago? We’re always going on and on about Jen’s career, but seriously, when was the last time Renee had a hit?

And if you want to drag friends into this, which btw is sad and petty, let’s talk about celebs and their friends. Clooney hangs out with Berlusconi who’s currently on trial for having sex with underage prostitutes (not to mention his girlfriend who has repeatedly been linked to cocaine and prostitution rings in Italy) while Brad and Angie are friends with Wyclef. He was last seen faking a gun shot injury that he claims he got in Haiti on the day of the election. All three have supported Wyclef’s charity Hele which turned out to be a sham. Sean Penn is friends with Hugo Chavez and does nothing but praise the dictator every chance he gets.

I’ll take Jen’s talk show booze hound over those people any day.

Meryl Streep does sucked fundraisers and is a pal of his too, would you like to slander her? Jen maniston, you are too pathetic and fairly insane if you’re likening Meryl streep, clooney, Renee z., and brangelina to that boozy old cable ho’ who blew her way to the top of the 3rd tier cable late shows. It’s fitting that tv sitcom hacktress Jen aniston and pittbull Chelsea handjob would be pals. Oh and by the way, Renee z is an Oscar winner and will be one for life, hits are about as important to her as they are to Kate winslet or Rachel Weisz only tv hacks like aniston need be concerned w/ box office since most know she can’t act her way out of a paperbag. Keep hawking your poorly selling toilet water Jen, and guest staring on lifetime tv hon. Leave the classy Oscar winners alone ya shill and go booze it up with that hag handler- you look like cinderellas middle-aged fug cow stepsisters.

Scuse the typo – that’s Meryl Streep is friends with wyclef and does fundraisers for him as well. Hele is not a sham – you only sound demented pulling stuff like that out of your azz. You need to be more concerned with Jen fuggiston’s pal, girls gone wild founder and creep, j Francis – she stays at his mexican compound when she takes her usual tacky photo op on a cabo beach. alcoholic dirtbags and convict creeps- great company she keeps. Trash begets trash

Jeez oopsy you sound incredibly bitter and angry about stuff. Go get some help. These are just celebs, celebs you’ve never even met before. Have a good night.

Being that the article states the In Touch piece was at the very minimum deceptive I would not presume anything. What I want to know is what happened to her hots for Joaquin Phoenix back in November 2010. Or did he realize he needed to back on his meds. Just kidding that part.

oopsy says say to much. jenani just need the baby. she tryed to buy babbys from the hatii but she not get a discount because she white. she should really try the little japan peoples babys they be on a big discount because of thr radicalation releaese by the hurricane george bush sent over there to punish them poor peoples for making fun of the george for not signing to kamoto a cords.