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Jennifer Aniston Still NOT Pregnant; HollywoodLife Still Clueless (VIDEO)

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By Daniel Gates

Jennifer Aniston Baby Bump

(HollywoodLife)

Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant.

HollywoodLife knows she’s not pregnant, because outlets that care about accuracy (that would be Gossip Cop!) would have reported that she is.

After all, Aniston has been everywhere this week — and amid the 100th round of these stupid rumors, the actress made a point of saying she’s not expecting a baby.

“I’m not pregnant,” she tells “Extra” (see video below).

But HollywoodLife is starting more speculation on Thursday after Aniston attended her Life of Crime premiere in a dress that shows what the webloid is eager to call a “slight baby bump.”

It’s not a baby bump.

She’s not pregnant.

Just like Miley Cyrus was not pregnant when HollywoodLife speculated that she was.

Also, Kate Upton was not pregnant when HollywoodLife speculated that she was.

Oh, and Kim Kardashian was not pregnant with her second baby when HollywoodLife speculated that she was.

Beyonce was not pregnant with her own second child when HollywoodLife speculated that she was.

Carrie Underwood (nope), LeAnn Rimes (nope), Nicole Kidman (nope), Jennifer Lopez (nope) — HollywoodLife made up pregnancy speculation about them all.

Repeat after us: HollywoodLife is full of sh*t.

HollywoodLife is full of sh*t.

HollywoodLife is full of sh*t.

The next time HollywoodLife breaks major pregnancy news — it won’t matter, because everyone will be too busy dodging flying pigs to care.

There’s a reason everyone else looked at the same red carpet premiere photos of Aniston this week and did NOT come away thinking she’s pregnant.

Because she’s not.

A rep for Aniston tells Gossip Cop, for roughly the 800th time, “She is still not pregnant.”

“The dress from the carpet photographed weird, but just look at her on Kimmel just hours before,” adds the spokesperson. “It’s beyond ridiculous.”

That should be HollywoodLife’s tag line.

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