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Angelina Jolie’s “Secret Hotel Hookups” Story is Bait-and-Switch Tabloid Absurdity

Truth rating: 0

10:07 am, June 30th, 2012

(National Enquirer)

This week’s National Enquirer cover story looks like the revelation of a giant scandal.

“Angelina Jolie is hiding a secret from fiancé Brad Pitt that’s certain to send him off the deep end,” reports the tabloid, breathlessly explaining, “She secretly rented hotel rooms to hole up with a long-haired badboy!”

In a so-called “blockbuster exclusive,” the Enquirer claims a man named Jasson Gellerstedt has revealed that Jolie “slipped out of her house to rendezvous with him on the sly.”

Wow!

As the magazine declares, “Pals say Brad will explode when he discovers Angie’s betrayal.”

Well, of course he will!

After all, Jolie is supposedly sneaking around for “secret hotel hookups” with Gellerstedt!

There’s just one tiny problem.

Jolie and Gellerstedt’s alleged meet-ups haven’t been taking place during her relationship with Pitt… or even since she was old enough to drive.

Nope, what Gellerstedt actually tells the Enquirer about supposedly happened when he was 14, Jolie was 13, and they were both in EIGHTH GRADE.

We’re serious.

The tabloid’s latest bait-and-switch masterpiece doesn’t have anything to do with Jolie sneaking around on Pitt — it’s really about Jolie and Gellerstedt and a bunch of friends sneaking around on their parents more than 20 years ago.

Unbelievable.

So why, exactly, will Pitt “explode” when he finds out?

The Enquirer quotes a “source” who explains that Pitt and Jolie had a conversation early in their relationship “about everyone who could come forward and put them in a bad light, but Jasson’s name never came up.”

Maybe that’s because he played no role in Jolie’s life whatsoever?

Even for the Enquirer, this is ridiculous — and that’s saying something.

A source close to the couple tells Gossip Cop the claim that Gellerstedt’s non-story made Pitt upset in any way is “total nonsense.”

Maybe next week the Enquirer can find some random kindergarten classmate who once shared wooden blocks with Jolie?

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  • Jjane078

    Wow what a story, I can’t help but wonder when are these people going to realize that no matter what they say bragelina are meant to be and that they are happy together you would think that after seven years of spreading alot of lies about these two they could give up but seems like the minds of the people who write this stuff need to mature

  • Kiminojones

    ITA so Tom and Katie are divorcing Where are the insiders? WOW interviews with Angie 8th grade BF LOl

  • Anonymous

    Always lies about Brad and Angelina when really good gossip happens and nobody is around to report it. Didn’t any “insiders” know about Tom and Katie? Guess not. HA!

  • Aniston

    REALLY DESPERATE!!!!!!!! BRAD AND ANGELINA ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE THAT THEY ARE TOGETHER DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.ignition-e.com/ Erlene

    Nope, what Gellerstedt actually tells the Enquirer about supposedly happened when he was 14, Jolie was 13, and they were both in EIGHTH GRADE.

  • Guest

    Isn’t this story ridiculous? Who would believe that Angelina would want to exchange anyone else for gorgeous Brad Pitt? And besides that she is madly in love with Brad. Why do the tabs think people are believing this crap? Might as well say Angie hooked up with an alien…..or maybe that comes next!

  • Truthsayer

    I can’t stand Angelina Jolie and consider her to be a shill for the NWO. She and pretty boy Brad Pitt are always on the ‘verge’ of getting married for publicity’s sake. He seems wimpy. Don’t be deceived by this woman. She has created a lot of trouble in the world by going along with propoganda under the ‘guise’ of humanitarianism. She’s supported every single war (including Iraq) and the phoney Thomas Krony affair in Uganda. He’s a minor war lord that no one has heard from in years and is probably dead. That was a ploy to cover genocide and to force the poor Ugandan people off their land for the sake of stealing their rightful natural resources. Jolie goes along with anything, no matter how wrong and uses her actress skills to back it up. She was given ten million by the Saudis to stir up trouble again in the Balkans with opposite of the truth movie “In the Land of Blood and Honey”. She was doing dope and her mother’s boyfriend when the Balkan War went down. It’s not about ‘her’ generation or ‘her’ people at all. She should do a film about what her people (slovak and dutch) were doing during WWII, and that’s fighting with Hitler’s Third Reich. Do that Jolie! Show us your humanitarianism!

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