Is Paris Hilton auditioning for the next “Twilight” film?

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4:31 pm, December 18th, 2009

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Gossip Cop’s head might explode from the combination of these two elements.

According to the National Enquirer, Paris Hilton recently “spotted two ‘Twilight’ producers lunching at West Hollywood eatery Mauro’s, so she darted over,” and said, “Hi, I’m Paris Hilton, and I’d love to audition for one of the leads in your next sequel!”

You still with us?

OK, the Enquirer then claims that after the producers told her, “We’ll get back to you,” Hilton tried to convince them by saying she could generate “lots of publicity” for the Saga because “everyone knows who I am.”

The supermarket tab reports one of the producers then said, “Thanks, but we have more than enough publicity as it is.”

Damn. Oh, snap!

However…

Gossip Cop called a slew of sources, and not one person could verify this story — probably because the encounter NEVER happened.

And a couple of other things: One, Hilton would never introduce herself by saying, “Hi, I’m Paris Hilton,” and two, is there anyone with a high-speed modem who isn’t familiar with her “work”?

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