Irony Deficient: Perez Calls Jessica Simpson “Desperate”

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5:29 pm, March 16th, 2010

This is just too priceless to pass up.

Perez Hilton goes after Jessica Simpson today for having the audacity to want a boyfriend.

“All right, Sexual Napalm, ENOUGH!” the blogger bellows.

It seems Simpson’s recent talk is driving Perez nuts.

“If you keep ranting on and on about wanting a relationship,” he lectures, “All the good men are going to go running for the hills!” Perez then chides Simpson for “STOOPIDLY wasting all of the press John Mayer got her” with his Playboy interview by “sounding like a hack desperate for a man in her life!”

After quoting Simpson’s discussion of the type of man she wants, Scaredy-cat Hilton is too annoyed to continue.

“UGH, JUST STOP. It’s seriously almost TOO sad,” he moans.

(One imagines Perez either covering his eyes or shielding his ears at this point.)

“At this point, Simpleton,” concludes Perez Hilton, “You need to just settle for what you can get.”

Wow. Sounds like Perez does not like it when a public figure pleads for companionship. To him it sounds like a “hack desperate for a man.”

Hmm… sound familiar?

Gossip Cop was pretty sure a certain blogger was “desperate” enough for a man that he went so far as to make this video in January.

At the time, Perez had discovered that “dating is not easy.”

What’s more, he complained that “dating is even harder when you have a certain level of fame.”

Several minutes of whining later, Perez actually petitions his visitors to find him a potential boyfriend.

And at the 6:55 mark he says, “I’m pretty much, um, desperate at this point.”

Yes.

“Desperate.”

Gossip Cop wanted to point out this hypocrisy NOT because we revel in Perez’s self-professed dating trouble. We don’t dislike Perez. Actually, we hope he finds someone who makes him happy.

We’re just puzzled why he feels the need to attack Jessica Simpson when she talks about wanting the exact same thing.

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