Happy Birthday, Katie Holmes!
5:42 pm, December 18th, 2009
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Today is Katie Holmes‘ birthday, so as she gets ready to blow out the candles, Gossip Cop is blowing out the worst and silliest rumors we’ve seen about her. Enjoy.
Bad buzz placed her in the “Sex and the City” sequel with Carrie, Samantha, Miranda, and Charlotte.
7. $15 Million Tell-All Filled with Crazy Claims
Don’t expect to see this (fictional) “behind closed doors” memoir about life with Tom Cruise at Barnes & Noble anytime soon.
6. Holmes to Play “Mission: Impossible 4″ Villain?
The facts behind this ridiculous rumor self-destructed under scrutiny.
5. Katie Holmes in Car Explosion on Set
True, a car did catch fire. But Holmes was nowhere near it.
4. Holmes Reportedly Puts Tom Cruise on “Sex Diet”
Gossip Cop wonders why our gym doesn’t offer this.
3. Claim That Holmes Struck “$75 Million for Baby” Deal Smells Like Full Diaper
This shameful cover story left little “womb” for reality.
2. Holmes to Design “Vampire-Themed” Scientology Uniforms
Not even a “clothes” call. The vampire angle just plain sucks.
1. In Touch Weekly‘s Appalling Quest to Break Up Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes
No way to dress this up as anything other than an unyielding campaign of nonsense.
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