Gwyneth Paltrow ‘Refuses To Let Cameron Diaz Have Sex,’ Claims Absurd Perez Story
1:17 pm, January 23rd, 2013
The blogger eloquently reports, “Word on the street has it that Gwyneth Paltrow won’t let bestie Cameron Diaz anywhere near the peen for a WHOLE FRIGGIN’ YEAR!!”
NOTE: “Word on the street” is Perez speak for a report he lifted from another blog.
Anyhow, the blogger explains, “Apparently there’s some concern for Cammie’s well-being, with speculation of a mid-life crisis growing more and more,” and therefore claims Paltrow has stepped in to act as her friend’s life coach.
He then quotes a supposed “source” as saying, “Gwyneth’s sorted out everything from finances to hooking her up with her trainer. She has also forced her to swear off sex for a year, saying men distract her focus.”
This story is just too stupid — even by Perez’s standards.
A rep for Paltrow tells Gossip Cop the sex ban claim is 100% FALSE.
If only we could ban Perez from reporting for a year, the internet would be a much nicer — and factual — place.
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