Gwyneth Paltrow ‘Refuses To Let Cameron Diaz Have Sex,’ Claims Absurd Perez Story

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1:17 pm, January 23rd, 2013

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“Gwyneth Paltrow REFUSES To Let Cameron Diaz Have Sex!?” asks a ridiculous headline from Perez Hilton, who rarely has the answers.

The blogger eloquently reports, “Word on the street has it that Gwyneth Paltrow won’t let bestie Cameron Diaz anywhere near the peen for a WHOLE FRIGGIN’ YEAR!!”

NOTE: “Word on the street” is Perez speak for a report he lifted from another blog.

Anyhow, the blogger explains, “Apparently there’s some concern for Cammie’s well-being, with speculation of a mid-life crisis growing more and more,” and therefore claims Paltrow has stepped in to act as her friend’s life coach.

He then quotes a supposed “source” as saying, “Gwyneth’s sorted out everything from finances to hooking her up with her trainer. She has also forced her to swear off sex for a year, saying men distract her focus.”

Wow.

This story is just too stupid — even by Perez’s standards.

A rep for Paltrow tells Gossip Cop the sex ban claim is 100% FALSE.

If only we could ban Perez from reporting for a year, the internet would be a much nicer — and factual — place.

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