Gwen Stefani Can’t Take Blake Shelton’s Bad Breath?!
The story comes from the National Enquirer, which writes, “Blake Shelton’s death breath is grossing girlfriend Gwen Stefani out whenever they kiss! Friends said the country music carnivore’s diet is the culprit — and vegan Gwen is getting totally turned off.” A so-called “insider” is quoted as saying, “She’s such a devoted vegan that she can often ‘smell meat’ on people who eat it.”
“Whenever she and Blake lock lips, Gwen’s stomach does a flop because she can’t stand the scent of meat on his breath,” claims the supposed source. “She’s so in love with Blake and doesn’t want to hurt his feelings, so it’s awkward. She’s always offering him mints or apples before a smooching session, but he’s just not taking the hint.”
But, says the publication, “She’s still puckering up in the meantime!” The alleged tipster goes on to say, “Death breath aside, Gwen says Blake’s a talented kisser and a gentleman who treats her like a princess. Just don’t expect too many nose-to-nose conversations, Blake.”
Right. This is suddenly an issue for Stefani nearly a full year into the relationship. Of course, these allegations are coming from the same outlet that claimed back in May that Shelton “hid a stunning $1.2 million Tiffany diamond engagement ring in a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken.”
That was a pretty ridiculous tale, but the National Enquirer may have outdone itself here. A rep for Stefani even calls this bad breath story “dumb.” We can’t argue with that.