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Busting bad dish!

Perez Hilton Cancels “Guiding Light” a Year After CBS Does

Truth rating: 0

 

(PerezHilton.com)

Like all great champions, Perez Hilton never stops looking for an edge.

Being the world’s preeminent TERRIBLE blogger doesn’t happen by accident.

It takes commitment (to everything but reality) and innovation (in new ways to screw up).

Today we’re reminded once more of his genius.

Guiding Light has officially been canceled after 72 years,” mourns a solemn Perez (today).

Very sad.

(pause)

Wait.

Wasn’t “Guiding Light” canceled… more than a year ago?

Yes. Yes, it was.

And didn’t Perez… write about it then?

Yes. Yes, he did.

March 31, 2009: Perez reports that “Guiding Light” may end, with CBS looking for a replacement.

April 1, 2009Perez announces that the soap “has just been cancelled!”

August 3, 2009: Perez discusses a possible replacement for “Guiding Light,” which “is finally going off the air after over fifty years.”

***September 18, 2009: “Guiding Light” airs its final episode.***

December 8, 2009: Perez mentions that “As The World Turns” is going off the air “only a few short months after the cancellation of it’s (sic) sister soap Guiding Light.”

And now today’s shocking “news.”

(PerezHilton.com)

 

May 17, 2010: Perez tearfully reports… the end of “Guiding Light.”

How?

By linking to an April 2009 Fox News story…

… forgetting four of his own posts

… and announcing the show’s cancellation a mere eight months after its much-hyped conclusion.

Wow.

When is Perez Hilton up for cancellation?

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Glenda-Ballengee/1323384569 Glenda Ballengee

    Wouldn’t that be nice if they could cancel Perez. It would make the web a better place.

  • spinilli

    Couldn’t agree more Glenda Ballengee.

  • Kathy45

    Haha, he deleted the post.
    He obviously reads Gossip Cop. How pathetic!

  • GossipGirl

    OMG! He already blocks GC because they point out how bad he is. Now this is unbelievable. Good thing GC has grabs of the post, the timestamp… What a loser! Hahahahaha!

  • dawn9476

    I guess that is what happens when you are too focused on starting a war between Lady Gaga and Christina Aguliera.

  • elledee

    Perez Hilton’s idiocy is just astounding.

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