Gossip Cop Presents The 15 Worst Lindsay Lohan Rumors
3:28 pm, December 1st, 2009
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Almost no one’s been tagged with as many outright wrong rumors as Lindsay Lohan, who Tweets directly with her fans (and speaks directly with Gossip Cop) to try to keep the nonsense at bay. We’ve collected fifteen of the worst examples to show how much fictional dish has been thrown in Lohan’s direction over just the last few months.
… And so did 20 other guests at his party. No late night scandal here.
14. Lindsay “Owes” Hotel Thousands
She didn’t owe a dime, which is about how much some of these tabs should charge.
13. Lindsay “Hooking Up” with Model Petey Wright
We’re looking forward to the day when blogs “hook up” with fact checkers. No romance there.
12. Lindsay Fashionable for Free
Call it “The Devil Knows Nada.” Ungaro did pay her for design work, contrary to reports.
11. Lindsay to Play Herself on Big Screen
She’s not. The way these rumors usually go, we half-expected Robert Pattinson to be cast in the role of “Lindsay.”
10. Lindsay Moroccan “Rock’n'” Lip Lock
True: she and Gerard Butler were in the same country. Not true: everything else.
9. Lindsay and Petey’s African Adventure
A Tweeter and X17 combined to place omnipresent Petey Wright and Lohan together in Morocco. They were only off by two continents and one ocean.
8. Lindsay to Appear on “Big Brother”
Perez Hilton with a big “oops.” No reality here.
7. Lindsay “Camps Out” on Location in Texas… From New York?
The reason her profile was reportedly low in Texas? She was still in New York.
6. Lindsay Hurls Tray in New York Hotel, Gets Booted
… But when this “happened,” she was in Texas. That’s an awfully impressive toss.
5. Lindsay Reality Show on the Way
Someone could really put together a strong programming lineup of all the reality shows starring Lohan.
4. Lindsay “Burglarizes” Her Own Home
Her “eerie” resemblance to the perpetrator on surveillance tape? They both wear hoods!! (Oooh!!)
We’re still waiting at Blockbuster.
Funny, how “engaged” has the letters G-A-G.
1. Lindsay Invents Time Travel and Uses Power to Ban Men from Club
She reportedly had every guy bounced from a club in Sardinia, even though she was in New York. Here, Star magazine couldn’t get a Lindsay story “right” if we spotted them “R,” “I,” “G,” and “H.”
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And so concludes our trip through tabloid trip-ups with Lindsay Lohan. Favorites? Anything we missed? Tell us in the comments!
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