Gossip Cop’s Top Taylor Swift Wrong Rumors

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1:39 pm, November 27th, 2009

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Few entertainers have enjoyed a rise as meteoric as Taylor Swift’s… so you just knew the wholesome country superstar would become tabloid fodder. And that was even before her path intersected with Kanye West and, later, “Twilight.” Wrong rumors have shadowed Swift over the last few months. Here are some of the “best.”

7. Taylor and Kanye West Set for Rematch

It would have been the most anticipated rematch since “Rocky II,” but weeks’ worth of rumors were only hot air.

6. Taylor Goes Nuclear on Thieving Idaho Bar

Because, as everyone knows, setting sales records at 19 just isn’t the same if you can’t stick it to Idaho sports bars.

5. Taylor Supposedly Snubs Young, Crying Fan

Uh-huh. Sounds accurate. Especially with zero details. Left out part where Taylor emerges only to tell fan there’s no Santa.

4. Taylor Ready to Join “Vampire Diaries”

She’s being fitted with fangs similar to Lindsay Lohan’s.

3. Taylor & Taylor Hotel Howl into the Night

Guitar lessons for Lautner go monstrously wrong, guests take up pitchforks and torches.

2. Tabs Remember Kristen Stewart, Invent Insane T&T+K Love Triangle

Gossip staffs contractually obligated to implicate Stewart in one of every three rumors.