Gossip Cop’s Top 20 Wrong “Twilight” Rumors
3:17 pm, November 19th, 2009
“The Twilight Saga: New Moon” opens tonight (have you heard?), and in light of Robert Pattinson being “confronted” (in good fun) on “The Today Show” this morning with a series of crazy rumors, Gossip Cop decided to compile a little trip down memory lane with our Top 20 Wrong “Twilight” Rumors from the last few speculation-saturated months.
There were, of course, the endless (endless, endless) Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart romance rumors, the problems with obnoxious paparazzi, issues with fake photos, crazy casting rumors involving “Harry Potter,” then ridiculous romance rumors involving “Harry Potter,” fake “Twilight”-bashing Tweets from Lauren Bacall (no, really), and more.
But here are the 20 that together helped to define the “Twilight” Tabloid Experience between the summer and tonight’s theatrical release. They’re fun, they’re wild, they’re crazy… and they’re wrong.
Teen Choice Awards co-presenters make mistake of co-presenting in same time zone. All hell breaks loose.
Unfortunately, it seems only one magazine has access.
They supposedly jam until the wee hours while guests cover ears and mag’s fact checkers cover eyes.
Star magazine insists out-of-control stars get curfew. We think the editors need more sleep.
Every few days “news” of a fourth movie taking shape trickles from the Northwest. And one day it’ll be true. But not yet.
Everyone kept insisting she’d attend the awards. We trusted our “no” sources. Disappointing news can be accurate news.
Outlet doesn’t get memo to wait until actor is in New York to generate fake New York rumors.
Actually, the entire smear piece could be placed inside quotation marks and then dumped in the water outside Vancouver.
Transcript shows paper exaggerated Peter Facinelli’s wife’s comments “outing” Robsten, but not as ridiculously as…
Blog manufactures director’s statement “outing” Robsten, fails Comedy 101.
Not satisfied with mainland rumors, tabs conjure an exaggerated couple’s getaway, albeit one more plausible than…
We’d like to propose that certain outlets just take a “Twilight” timeout.
Gossip Cop actually called the perpetrators on this one – and got results.
Perez Hilton manages to pick up wrong story and make it 10,000 times wronger.
We just got motion sickness reliving the tab’s topsy-turvy approach to reality.
Mangled, out-of-context Kristen Stewart quotes generate ‘juiced’ rumors.
“His shirt was once buttoned all weird.” We’re not making this up.
A blog alarms everyone by showing the actor bloodied… and fails to mention that it was makeup for a scene.
Due any day now…
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Glaring omissions? Personal favorites? Let us know in the comments section!
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