10:25 am, November 24th, 2009
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Last week we counted down Gossip Cop’s 20 Top “Twilight” Rumors, many of which involved a young man named Robert Pattinson. We had a great time recalling Pattinson’s alleged “steroids use” (ha!), his near stint in “rehab” (HA!), and his potential role of a lifetime – as Bristol Palin baby daddy Levi Johnston (gasping…for…air…).
But that wasn’t enough. So as Pattinson winds down press for “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” and as Thanksgiving approaches, Gossip Cop presents ten MORE turkeys – wrong Robert Pattinson rumors the gossip biz desperately wanted you to buy. Enjoy.
10. The “Remember Me” Ending Changed
Here’s a spoiler alert: No, it didn’t. But it had been fifteen minutes since the last alarmist rumor and sites were getting antsy.
9. Trying to Win Back Camilla Belle with Flowers
More a case of “unfounded speculation” than unrequited love.
8. Throwing Darts at Himself in Misery
When Star shows up, it definitely feels like target practice around here.
7. Kirsten Dunst’s “Barrage of Flirty Texts”
This one didn’t even bother flirting with the facts.
6. Teaming Up with Nicole Kidman
Everyone insisted she was playing opposite in “Bel Ami.” Everyone was wrong.
5. Casting Curiosities on Earth and in Space
While studios would love him to be in every single movie ever… it’s probably not happening.
4. “Threatened” by Taylor Lautner and Kellan Lutz
If there’s one thing we know about Robert Pattinson, it’s that he… craves the spotlight? (Um…)
3. DVD Exploits Actor and His Fans in One Fell Swoop
What could be sketchier than lifting material from fans to sell unauthorized footage?…
2. $500 Million TV Deal for Edward Cullen
Oh, yeah. Wrongly promising that Pattinson’s bringing “Twilight” to television.
1. Engagement to Mystery Woman!
Gossip Cop checks the mailbox every day for a wedding invitation. Our letter carrier is concerned.
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Love Gossip Cop. Just wondering about the pictures from the airport of Rob and Kristen returning from NY. I don’t understand, with all the security that everyday people have to go through at the airports, how the paparazzi can just hang around there all the time waiting for celebs. Any insight on why the security at LAX just lets these people hang around all day?
I’d be far more interested in Gossip cop if they sent their time investigating what fans want to know e.g
1. Who are the other leading ladies in Bel Ami.
2. Will Rob be providing tracks for the Remember Me soundtrack
3. Is he definitely doing Unbound Captives and when
4. Is he trying to get out of a 2 part Breaking Dawn
5. Will he be playing Shaft in Youngblood
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