Give Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie a McBreak
8:46 am, August 4th, 2009
(NW Magazine)
According to the tabs, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have split more often than Kirstie Alley’s pants on the dance floor.
The latest ill-timed cover comes from the Australian tab NW, which ran with the story “The Fight that Split Brad and Ange.” The weekly claims the two have gone their separate ways following an argument on July 26 at a Los Angeles drive-thru McDonald’s, where the Brangelina brood picked up food. The rag claims that while the kids had their Happy Meals, mom and dad noisily fought. “They started arguing so loudly that everyone could hear them in the cars behind them,” reported a supposed eyewitness.
Obviously, then, it makes total sense that since Pitt and Jolie split up at a McDonald’s, they would return to the golden arches to make up. The couple and their kids were photographed again, exactly a week later, on August 2, picking up more Happy Meals.
Clearly, this return to the drive-thru was to mask the pain of their break up, or possibly – and this is crazy – Brad and Angelina were just enjoying another family McSunday since they never split in the first place.
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