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CLAIM: George Clooney Says He’s “Dying” In Order To Avoid Marrying Stacy Keibler

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George Clooney would rather be fitted for a noose than a wedding band — so he’s come up with an incredible new way to weasel out of marriage,” says the National Enquirer.

Oh?

The tabloid says Clooney is now “telling girlfriend Stacy Keibler he doesn’t have long to live” and that “he’s dying!”

Wait. What?!

According to sources for the Enquirer, Clooney “insists he’s falling apart from a variety of ailments, including recurring bouts of malaria.”

“George says his body has been so beat up by a host of accidents and maladies over the years that he’d make a terrible husband and dad,” a so-called “insider” tells the magazine.

The Enquirer source reports, “But Stacy’s not buying it. She thinks he’s just playing the sympathy card so she’ll feel sorry for him and won’t press him to tie the knot.”

As evidence of Clooney’s alleged health issues, the magazine brings up his on-set injury from Syriana (eight years ago) and the malaria he contracted while doing humanitarian work in the Sudan nearly two years ago.

“Even though Stacy’s not happy about it, she understands that George’s biggest problem is a terminal case of wedding bell phobia,” says the Enquirer.

What a bizarre, completely manufactured rumor, seemingly written just to get “Clooney” and “dying” in the same headline.

Of course, this is the Enquirer — the same outlet that’s been printing false, totally silly stories about Clooney and Keibler for months.

While it’s no secret that Clooney has been happy not to get married again, the notion that he’s telling his girlfriend he’s near death is preposterous, even by the Enquirer’s standards.

A rep for Clooney tells Gossip Cop the mag’s story is “bullsh*t.”

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  • peppermintulip

    Seriously, how low can a tabloid go? This is hitting the bottom.

  • j23o

    The tabloids are getting more bizzare by the day.

  • el polacko

    why doesn’t he just tell her…and everyone else who hasn’t figured it out…that he’s gay and just be done with this ridiculous ‘womanizer’ charade ?

  • Goldie

    Shows how big a deal Stacy is to him. Just end it everyone knows it isn’t going anywhere. Even braindead Keibler should be able to tell by now it’s over. How long has it been since these two have been seen HAPPY together? Stacy is partying like a single girl and George is on the other side of the world ignoring her. The story is original and does seem to hammer home the point George would rather be dead then marry Stacy Keibler. Get the hint your time is up.

  • DeborahAldridge

    Better and more talented people have died lately.

  • Drnklfdeeply

    As we know, not everyone believes the notion that “opposites attract”. That belief and hypothesis combined with his “preference/appreciation” for younger women, coupled with his reputation and consistant lengthy record for having short lived romantic relationships, leads me to believe he and Taylor Swift could be soul mates. I suspect that could actually take Taylor’s song writing to a place she has never ventured. I can already envision song titles such as, “My BFF (boy friend forever), and lyric changes to her current songs, for instance, “We Are Never, Ever, Ever Breaking Up”. And I wouldn’t put it passed her to write a song including stupid lyrics about “Keibler Elves”, intentionally spelling it as Stacy does her last name, versus the correct spelling, “Keebler”. Which is insulting and minimizes her “fans” (obviously I’m not one of them) level of intelligence. Every single song she writes includes some ridiculous immature “clue” which seems to be her passive aggressive way of letting the ex know she wrote it about him. While also affords her opportunities to sit and act like a mysteriously coy, innocent, pure All-American little saint. Give me a break, Clooney and Taylor are players! Whew, I feel better now after that rant I just went off on. Lol! : )

  • noresponser

    Thought provoking? No! Obvious yes! Stacy Keibler is really good at what she does! and as a Hollywood Expert I am talking about how manipulative she is. Ms. Keibler has managed to manipulate Mr. Clooney so detrimentally that poor guy Is having a hell of a time breaking up wth his toxic user of a girlfriend. She has strategically made sure Mr. Clooney will look bad if he breaks up with her and that he is marriage phobic so he looks even worse. He always looks worn out and depleted and she always looks so refreshed. Hmm is that a sign or what of how toxic she is? And she is using his name and will not shut his mouth. It is almost as if she has threatened him with something so she can do whatever she wants. I would say, as an expert it appears this is the most evil manipulative ever of his girlfriends, and GC is obviously desperate to leave her fast, but she has put the charm on everyone, the fake charm, as you can see in some pictures she is pissy and moody if she is not at the center of everyones attention, but take notice people, this girl is good, real good. But there are people out there that see through her completely and fee deeply sorry for George, that he even would last another waste of a minute with this low grade wrestler sleaze who thinks she is now an A lister and describes herself as a Director. Stacy, words of advice, it takes tremendous work to get to the top and gain respect and you my dear have just met all of these people and are one of the D listers using your relationship to get to the top! Not loving your man and embracing and respecting his needs, no my dear you are out for your own all the way and it is so obvious, selfish and pathetic. Take note! Mr. Clooney does not love you, how could he? You use him and are cruel in your hold you have on him, your bitter heart that you are NOT the one is strangling him and draining him of his vitality, you cannot force love dear, and love is not sex or all looks, there is much more and you must walk away if you care a teeny bit about our Dear Gorgeous George, because he looks just exhausted of you and so tired, don’t you see how awful you are? Oh and these cleanses and promotions of anorexia, please! There are those of us whom are normal beings super skinny who do not need such obsessive nonsense anorexic unhealthy self respectful patterns, please just walk away and date an athlete or someone on your low level of life skills, and traveler or not does not make a man necessarily wise, take note. You have to take the many years GC did to get to that level, and you are nowhere near close to that caliber. Why our George is with someone that is a user and low grade as yourself is beyond any of our wildest imaginations, wondering how the hell does he just finally say, ciao SK, leave my life and take your low grade ass with you, I am looking for substance, depth, true love and classic beauty, and certainly not a wannabe that uses someone else to get to the top. You have no talent Stacy at all and there is not a slight ounce of jealous of your low grade wrestling ass whatsoever, there is a sigh of ok, when does she leave GC’s spotlight forever and allow GC to ride off into the sunset with a REAL true love that is so stunningly beautiful in a classy way and she cares deeply for George and is discreet and trustworthy, which you know nothing about. The cruelty of you hanging onto him is just low and wrong, it is just too obvious now how tired he is of you and your brainless activity woth no depth to share but a big ass. So please, a hint of advice. Just walk away, because it is evil what you are doing with your selfish gain of using and it really is so hard on our George to see him so unhappy!!! Can’t you see it my dear? He is miserable with you, you are not his type and right for him, look in the mirror Stacy and find a lower grade bloke for your pea sized intellect, you already have your status now, isn’t that enough? Ciao for now! Until next time!

  • Whatvergoes

    George, you can just come and play you little sex games with me! There are many people who would do anything with you without marriage.

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