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Fox News Claims Britney Spears Can’t Tell Time

Truth rating: 2

 

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Is there new, ironic meaning to “… Baby One More Time”? Well, the people who claimed Justin Timberlake‘s friends won’t talk to him are now trying to spin that his ex-girlfriend Britney Spears is “so out of it” she no longer knows what hour it is.

According to the Fox News story, Britney’s father, Jamie Spears, has been busy calling the shots in her life to keep it under control as she makes her professional comeback. It claims, for instance, that Jamie keeps Britney’s staff in constant turnover to ensure she becomes close with no one as the “comeback kid of 2009″ is “remodeled and revamped.” But the story loses its way when its so-called “insider” claims Britney is so sheltered “she’ll even call people at all hours of night for a general conversation and acts like it’s the middle of the day or something.”

While Gossip Cop knows Spears has been guided closely by her family as she rebuilds her life and career, the notion that she’s lost touch with the outside world seems like a wild exaggeration. A source close to Spears assured Gossip Cop she’s “healthy” and “doing great.”

We wouldn’t give this story the time of day.

  • spinilli

    Some of these tabloid stories are so outrageous it’s like “What”? But what really gets me is there are people out there that believe every word they print.

  • OneLove

    I’m pretty sure that even if someone were out of touch with what’s going on in the outside world, they would still need to sleep late at night like everyone else. They expect us to believe that there are no clocks anywhere around her or on her cell phone? She’s not supposed to be able to remember what it means when a clock has “am” or “pm” next to the numbers? They want us to think she’s being kept away from any and all windows? There’s so many holes in their story, it’s rediculous.

  • OneLove

    Besides all of that, hasn’t she been on tour?
    See?
    She has been in the world outside of her home and among other human beings. Why can’t these tabloids give us a break with this stuff? It’s like they just want to encourage the stupidity of anyone who will read their stuff. How ’bout trying to set a higher standard?

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