Does Rihanna Like Big… “Umbrellas”?

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5:24 pm, November 20th, 2009

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After all of the real drama she’s been through this year, it’s a shame Rihanna has had to deal with a lot of contrived controversy, too. And now it’s reaching new levels of silliness.

Quotes attributed to German magazine Bravo are now EVERYWHERE and creating a “huge” stir. Why?

Because Rihanna reportedly said of any potential future boyfriend, “He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? Inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun.”

[silence]

Well then.

Those comments sound… “candid”? No.

How about “fake”?

Gossip Cop contacted a source close to Rihanna to find out whether she’d actually made these comments, or whether they were a “big” exaggeration. We got an emphatic “No way!”

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