Dazzled by Britney Spears “Sparkler,” Engagement Report Forgets to Report
10:13 am, December 7th, 2009
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Since dozens of stories about Britney Spears getting engaged Down Under went belly up, outlets like The Mirror are moving rumors along by helpfully placing an engagement ring on her finger.
Spears “scrubbed up well in a plush mustard jacket after dinner with her beau and manager Jason Trawick,” the paper reports, “But it was the sparkler on her wedding finger that nearly blinded us.”
That’s not some of the information the Mirror provides.
It’s all of it.
In a journalistic triumph, the Mirror fails to give the “what,” the “when,” or the “where” of this supposed sighting, and illustrates the item with an unrelated photo of Spears that shows neither of her hands.
Oh, but they do include an obligatory and always informative ”Oops!… I did it again” reference!
Gossip Cop salutes the Mirror for being as accurate as they are thorough (not really).
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