‘I didn’t think I was being fair to him?’ Oh PLEASE!!!! Stop the BS Crystal ! If you are going to go out there, give the truth or keep your MOUTH SHUT!!! We know it is more like one of the following-
-’as the wedding date got closer, my nightmares got more frequent and scarier, I WAS MARRYING THE CRYPT KEEPER!’
-”as the wedding date got closer, the thought of having a sex life of once every 8 months for 5 secs, did not appeal to me, and Hef fired Paco the gardener and Stefan the pool boy last month…. WHAT COULD I DO?’
-’did you see the pre-nup, NO, REALLY, DID YOU SEE THE PRE NUP??? AND, did you know HE HAS 4 CHILDREN? and THEY ARE NOT KIDS!!! 2, could be my parents and 2, well, they’re kinda hot,and, well, THEY CUT INTO THE INHERITANCE!!! I saw his will, I saw children, I said, Heffie, I always call him that when I wanted something. Anyways, I said ‘heffie, when do I get to meet your kiddies? After all, I do want them to be in our wedding, your sons, well wouldn’t be just SO CUTE if your little men all stood up for you? And your daughter, what’s her name, CHRISTIE? I thought Jr. Bridesmaid or FLOWER GIRL! and then he tells me how OLD THEY ARE!!!! and then on top of that, his doctor said, just last week, ‘ Mr, Hefner, I would not be surprised if you lived way past 100!!! I was like OMG, I would be like uhm ………OVER FORTY!!!! No way! So, I sat him down and told him this whole thing was not fair to him and I know he really likes his multiple GF and it was better for me to leave. yes, But could I please have a small momento to remember him of? Like the engagment ring? and a few hundred… thousand…. maybe million or so, just to get me OVER THE HURT…….’

So, which one? and where is CRYSTAL NOW?

Is she with Dr. Phil’s son, like some are reporting?
or off looking for a Billionaire, on a respirator, who is in his 90s who never had any children?

I’m sorry… maybe this is morbid and mean to say, but… When the hell is this guy just gonna freaking DIE? I don’t say that to be mean; I’m just saying… the guy’s like, a hundred years old. We’ve had to listen to his sad, twisted shenanigans for waaaay too long… And let’s be truthful, here; is he even able to have sex anymore? I mean, I know there’s viagra, but… does that stuff really work on corpses? More importantly, do we want it to? And I feel like at that point in someone’s life, they would spend their time, not with five bunnies having a sex party, but actively trying not to crap themselves.
not to mention that he must be a complete idiot to think that half these girls care about him. Dude, you’re an old ass man, rich as hell, living in a giant mansion and you’re paying women to walk around half-naked. Any woman would “love” you if all they had to do for a few thousand dollars was strut in a freaking bunny suit. Chances are, when you die, the only thing the majority of these girls will be sad about, is that they didn’t off your children like they knew they should’ve so they could get all the junk in your will.
I think that’s all I had to say… oh, and I’m sure there’s actually a tiny handful of girls that actually give a damn about Hef. The rest is an act. Thank you, and goodbye.

Hef needs to stop acting the victim. Everyone wants to bash on her but who creates the situation? No I don’t believe she loved him. Face it. He’s an old perv who surrounds himself with women who are looking for fame and fortune and to cash in on other pervs before gravity takes hold and they have nothing to fall back on. Of course this would happen. Hef creates the world he lives in and deserves what he got. I agree that none of these Bunnies care all that much for him but he seems to prefer paying for their company than any real relationship. Why would anyone care about the old bag?