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Courtney Stodden Dons Red Bikini for Christmas Snow Frolic with Santa Claus

3:11 pm, December 19th, 2011

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(Celebuzz)

America’s favorite genetically blessed teen bride curiosity, Courtney Stodden, has traded the pumpkin patch for Santa’s lap!

Stodden and hubby Doug Hutchison (shockingly) hammed it up for cameras while recently celebrating Christmas in the great outdoors.

The holiday-loving couple got festive and frisky, with Stodden donning a red bikini and Hutchison in full-on Claus gear.

So far, there’s been no word on how many children the latest Stodden stunt horrified.

CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS of Stodden in her Christmas bikini here!

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  • J_lyn

    puke

  • J_lyn

    puke

  • J_lyn

    puke

  • SOS

    .
    Santa took one look at her — pointed — then shouted …”HOE!…HOE!…HOE!… THAT’S YOU COURTNEY… HOE!…HOE!…HOE!
    .
    Seriously — a blind man can see right through that girl’s phony behavior.
    .
    She’s such an awful actress … that she actually practices … during her interviews … in front of her husband (and the world) … how she will ‘FAKE her ORGASMS’ for later..
    .
    She is the WORST ‘beard’ (ooops .. no wait … I meant … ‘bride’ … yeah .. that’s what I meant … ‘bride’ … lol) EVER.
    ———-­———-­———-­–.
    Also … does anyone else wonder if Courtney Stodden may secretly be … the ‘prom-nigh­t bathroom-stall’ baby of … late televangel­ist ‘Tammy Faye Baker’?.
    Come on … just admit it … they both look a lot alike –- especiall­y ‘around the eyes’. LOL.
    .

  • HeatherNo09

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    FACE IT FOLKS …. CHRISTMAS IS RUINED … FOREVER !!!!!!
    .
    Santa took one look at her — pointed — then shouted
    …”HOE!…HOE!…HOE!… YES … THAT’S YOU COURTNEY
    … HOE!…HOE!…HOE! … HAVE A VERY SCARY XXX-MAS”

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Ick —- a blind man can see right through
    that stupid airhead girl’s phony behavior.
    .
    She’s such an awful actress … that she actually
    practices … during her interviews … in front of
    her husband (and the world) … how she will
    FAKE her ORGASMS’ for later on in the evening.
    .
    She is the WORST ‘beard’ (ooops .. no wait … I meant …
    bride’ … yeah .. that’s what I meant … ‘bride’ … lol) EVER.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Also … does anyone else wonder if Courtney Stodden may
    secretly be … the ‘prom-nigh­t bathroom-stall’ baby
    of … late televangel­ist ‘Tammy Faye Baker’?.

    Come on … just admit it … they both look A LOT alike
    –- especiall­y ‘around the eyes’. LOL.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  • Chris J

    Genetically Blessed my ass!……C’mom….. any 17 year old that hasn’t had a kid, eats healthy and does minimal exercises a week SHOULD look like that!

    What a 17 year old SHOULDN’T look like is a trashy little w*ore, who constantly works on her f(ck me face in front of the camera, or marry a man OLDER than her own father!…

  • Chris J

    And by should look like that, I meant with a toned and physically fit body..

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