2:30 pm, November 26th, 2009
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So what’s next for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart after the box office success of “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”?
“Rob & Kristen Eager for Baby” announces the always (ahem) reliable National Enquirer.
Oh, boy.
“Great news!” the tab trumpets. “A baby ‘vampire’ will be winging its way to ‘Twilight’ co-stars – and off-screen lovers – Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.”
Yeah, this is going to be even sillier than we thought.
A “source close to the couple” tells the tabloid, “Kristen and Rob want to have kids.” “While they initially felt they were too young, those fears seem to have evaporated,” the source continues, “They feel having a baby would cement their love.”
A “close source” confides the two “would like to be married before having a baby… but if Kristen gets pregnant before they get hitched, that’s OK, too.”
Curious about how the Enquirer backs up its bombshell assertions?
“Back in July, an Australian publication claimed Kristen was pregnant… it turned out she was not pregnant… but they’re working on it.”
You mean this Australian publication? The one that was – as the Enquirer admits – 100% wrong?
Oh, but that’s not all! “The starry-eyed stars were recently snapped holding hands at a Paris airport and were seen cuddling at a concert in August,” the Enquirer whispers.
Cuddling and holding hands??
Gossip Cop takes it back. That’s EXACTLY how vampire babies are made. We remember from vampire sex ed.
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OMG, so ridiculous. She’s 19 years old. Come on people!!
OMFG! Yeah She’s 19!! They might not even be toghter, sure as hell not planing to av children jet.
The thing gossip mags wright its just UGH!
theire kids would be cute tho
Gossip Cop you forgot to add that Rob is able to make Kristen pregnant via text too. Its a vampire skill. National Enquirer is just as bad as OK mag. Rob and Kris stories are making headlines and selling editions so I can understand them using stories, but it would be nice to have a story not fabricated.
Yeah that’s true when I was 19 and 23 I definitely wanted to be settled down with a kid!!! What trash!!
*spills water all over the screen*
hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahah…
Try to picture it: Kristen and Robert randomly having the “Darling, do you wanna have kids?” conversation!… and getting to the “Yes we do, and NOW” conclusion…! LOL
Srsly? Are you that bored National Enquirer? Now you’re following OK’s steps… such a GREAT role model… Geez!
So true “Suefromnc”… It’s just one of those things you think when you are 20… yeah right! and pigs fly…
Thanks GC!
ROFL!
Remember the “Top Ten Kristen Stewart Rumors” Nr. 1?
We’re half way there!
Next to come: Super romantic engagement under the christmas tree and a fairytale wedding on the 29th of June (Eclipse is supposed to hit theaters on the 30th, right?). And just in time for Breaking Dawn, they’ll have their baby, so it can be in it, too.
Can’t wait!!! Geez…
who writes this stuff up, yea whooo look at me I’m 19 a teenager and I want a baby, forget my career or the fact that i’m young and hot I want to settle down and change diapers.
I think that she is pregnant and this rumor is to prepare fans. In the last photos she’s pregnant belly. Think about it!!
I can’t believe people are acting as though a pregnancy at age nineteen is so outrageously unrealistic.
Many of your own parents and grandparents had been married and given birth by age nineteen. Come on, it’s young, but only this generation has come to think of nineteen as “baby” status. Kristen sure doesn’t seem that young to me.
I think the comment posted by “wwwaaa” above is the only one here that makes any sense. And I totally agree.
I just thought it was worth adding that if the “rumour” turns out to be true, it couldn’t happen to a better couple: Madly in love, multi-millionaires, handsome and gorgeous (him and her) and young enough to keep up with a kid. And speaking of kid, that’s one lucky baby. (again, of course, all of this applies only if the “rumour” proves true.)
@SnowPony:
I don’t think it’s her age, that irritates most people about this “article”.
It’s the timing (it say she wants a baby right now!)
I believe Kristen is a very intelligent person and why would she, at the (for now) hight of her carrier, want to have a baby? She is in an awesome position at the moment. For Christs sake, the world is her oyster.