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Busting bad dish!

CLAIM: Police Handcuff Robert Pattinson in New York; Really?

Truth rating: 0

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This one was so absurd, we almost thought it was a deliberate joke. But we got a ton of questions and were compelled to investigate.

A story getting traction today concerns the New York Police Department handcuffing “Twilight” megastar Robert Pattinson.

You read that correctly.

“Why on earth… would the hunky Rob… invite the wrath of the cops?” asks the site that started the rumor, which was then picked up elsewhere.

How about a fictional (and incomprehensible) tale of identity theft?

Pattinson “got entangled in the mazy web of law,” states the article, when a guy with “similar kind of hair” impersonated the actor, who, according to the story, had “lost” his billfold earlier. Pattinson then received a call from the police “to come down to a small food mart.” Since he had “just got out of the shower,” says the site, Pattinson “didn’t have [his] usual look,” and so the cops arrested him instead of the impersonator.

What? Huh?? This makes NO SENSE!

Hold on – it gets even more absurd.

Kristen Stewart was on the scene and reportedly “confronted the cops,” “intervening in the nick of time.”

[confused silence]

Um, what?

[stares]

Seriously: What. Is. Going. On. Here?

Let’s get this straight. A gigantic movie star loses his wallet, reports it, the police tell him to come down to an unidentified store, they mistake him for a crook because he was freshly showered, and then an equally famous co-star conveniently comes by to clear things up?

Because we’re gluttons for punishment, Gossip Cop contacted the New York City Police Department, just to make sure there was zero truth to the silliest thing we’ve read in weeks. Probably months. Not surprisingly, they had never heard of any incident with Pattinson.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nik-Angel/1111767797 Nik Angel

    Bless you Gossip Cop you have made my year, honestly I have tears streaming down my face with laughter, you really called the LA Cops??????? I love how you are all so dedicated to your work and bring us the facts but I would have loved to be in the LA Cops office with that phone call.. Gossip Cop debunk another stupid story, pat on the back guys.

  • mandoline

    Wow that has to be the best and most hilarious fake story about pattinson this year!!!!
    Some people definitely have a lot of imagination. Thanks GC for debunking all these stupid stories.

  • regina1180

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    That is all. ;)

  • Maguilita

    *stares confused… Speaks to self*… I think I’ll just laugh…

    Hahahahaha… This is just… “huh?” situation…
    Totally with Nik… I’d have paid to see LA Cops’ faces!… :D…
    Bless all of you Cops… LA Cops, GossipCop… Cops…

    Thanks GC! :)
    *thumbs up*

  • TKB

    Gossip Cop, this is getting ridiculous. I’m pretty up-to-date with my Rob news, and I hadn’t even heard that story.

    You’re not “busting bad dish”, you are SPREADING bad dish.

  • Facebook User

    Rob being handcuffed!!wow wish I was the cop buahahahahha I think some ppl mix reality with imagination!

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