Chris Hemsworth Doesn’t Stop Bleeding In ‘SNL’ Cop Drama “Time To Bleed” (VIDEO)

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Chris Hemsworth Bleeding SNL

By Michael Lewittes


Chris Hemsworth Bleeding SNL


Chris Hemsworth starred in the fake cop drama “Time To Bleed” on “SNL,” playing a policeman who refused to get medical help after being shot in the stomach. Throughout the entire filmed sketch, Hemsworth comically continued to bleed and bleed. Watch the video below of “Time To Bleed” on “Saturday Night Live.”

The bit began with Sgt. Peter Pulaski (Hemsworth) and his partner (Sasheer Zamata) involved in a shootout on the street with a bad guy, played by Kyle Mooney. Pulaski is hit in the abdomen. After his partner implores him to go to the doctor, Pulaksi says, “I don’t have time to bleed.” And with that, he pursues the shooter into an empty warehouse, where he apprehends him.

Pukaski is then seen being awarded “a medal for bravery in the line of duty.” In pain at the ceremony, he reveals to his partner that he’s still bleeding from the gunshot. When she tells him that he doesn’t need to be a tough guy, and has to see the doctor, Pulaksi responds, “I will, but first I need to finish this thing all the way.”

Next, we see Pulaski, bleeding even more while filling out a police report tag his desk. He explains, “The paperwork is the job.” When his partner points out that he’s getting blood everywhere, including on the paperwork, a still bleeding and nearly incoherent Pulaksi notes she can get blood “from my penis.”

It seems, though, that Pulaski has taken his partner’s advice when we next see him in a hospital bed. But a doctor then walks into the room, and tells the shot cop and his partner, “Bad news, Mr. Pulaski. I’m afraid your insurance doesn’t cover elective surgery… can’t give you those calf implants after all.” Once his partner is horrified to find out he still hasn’t removed the bullet, Pulaski gets out of his hospital bed to leave, covered in even more blood.

As he stumbles out of the hospital, we learn the original shooter has escaped and grabbed Pulaski’s partner at gunpoint, right in front of the emergency entrance. A barely standing Pulaski wildly shoots around and incredibly hits and kills his shooter.

The filmed sketch ends with Pulaski and his partner in bed, with her saying, “Looks like you got your Christmas wish after all,” but when she pulls aside the bedsheet, we see blood everywhere and Pulaski’s dead. Check out the “SNL” video below of Hemsworth in the fake cop drama “Time To Bleed,” and tell Gossip Cop what you think.

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