Except it doesn’t, Mr Lawyer. If anything, this claims one of two things: because he’s a celebrity, the people meant to watch him were more lenient and this is very telling of your culture. The second is that the people in Richmond are terrible at paperwork and logic, but that’s hardly a crime. I think… There’s also a third option, and that’s that Brown is a liar.

The problem, as I see it, is that we have the account of the police/probation department, who as law enforcement officers, should and are often seen as being more morally upstanding than the average person – in this case, the people at the children’s centre. I don’t know if this will weigh as heavily in court as Brown’s history though, which is certainly against him.